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Like a fucking crouton

submitted by deleted to funny 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 09:59:39 ago (+68/-1)     (funny)

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[ - ] WanderingToast -1 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 11:28:32 ago (+3/-4)

Women can be beneficial to front line operations - especially special forces...

Provided they are there as women, and not wannabe men.

I know a woman who was in the special forces of a European country. She is a slight little thing, and that was something they used.

No she didn't need to carry X kilo's etc.

But without giving tactics away too much, there are a whole lot of ways in which a small woman can provide capabilities to a special forces team

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 11:42:01 ago (+3/-1)

Did she spread her legs and plop out new soldiers after 9 months?

[ - ] WanderingToast 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 11:52:15 ago (+3/-0)

No, she feed targeting data, be forward eyes, go up on high things and attach lines for the team to then climb up, spotter for sniper, distraction etc

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 12:22:26 ago (+1/-1)

So, basically the best the European special forces units are capable of tasking females is a morph of combat control and light scout functions? If so, it reads as even more of a waste to train females for operational combat functions beyond base and convoy defense. For every female you field, you accelerate the decline to your nations fertility/virility and diminish its long-term ability to be replenish any lost among the heritage stock if they don't mandate sperm and egg collection from personnel with advance selected surrogates from the veteran population.

[ - ] WanderingToast 4 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 13:04:55 ago (+4/-0)

combat control and light scout function

You know this is like 95% of what special forces do right?

The light female is what's known as a capability multiplayer.

E.g. gets your team onto the roof of a 3 story building, silently, while the occupants and neighbors remain unaware.

Can pose as 'wife' and hide equipment under burka / niqab

Ironically it's the general attitude that they add nothing that lets them be so effective as a force multiplier.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 14:24:53 ago (+2/-0)

Why is a roof-running woman better than a roof-running man? Aren't jockeys light too?

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 19:26:54 ago (+0/-0)

Your selection pool of 6-7 stone women is going to be a lot higher than your selection pool of 6-7 stone jockeys.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 14:19:24 ago (+2/-0)

Women's best role is as incubators.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 17:42:28 ago (+0/-0)

A shit load of them purposefully got pregnant BEFORE the land invasion in 1991 in Desert Storm so they could get shipped back home. More fun facts, a ton of niggers in the army converted to Islam.

[ - ] localsal 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 16:30:57 ago (+0/-0)

All jobs a man could do as well. Fine, find a little less muscular man to do that.

But that man is also capable of doing full combat operations, something the woman would be sorely lacking...

Men make the best women.

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 19:29:20 ago (+0/-0)

No, if you have a man that light, then long story short he's either a genetic freak (in which case you have a tiny recruitment pool and have to take what you can get + deal with tiny man syndrome) or he's emaciated and unhealthy.

A woman can be that kind of weight and in good physical condition

[ - ] localsal 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 23:31:11 ago (+0/-0)

"good physical condition"

LMAO.

Men are stronger than women even when they are both the same size.

Plus, "a little less muscular" doesn't mean "same size".

OH NOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, what ever did the rangers at Normandy do without muh wahmen????????

[ - ] deleted -1 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 12:23:27 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 12:47:34 ago (+1/-1)

Lol you're an idiot

[ - ] HughBriss 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 12:48:45 ago (+2/-0)

Women are not beneficial in the military because they require separate accommodations and treatment. The point of basic training is to teach men how to live and work together in very difficult and at times cramped conditions (especially on ships), and women don't belong there. They're not as good a male soldiers, sailors, and marines, and thus a liability. It's easier to train men for the same jobs and ultimately more beneficial. Women don't contribute to mission readiness.

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 13:23:55 ago (+0/-0)

One good one and thousands of absolute disasters? Sounds like an experiment we should continue.

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 13:29:23 ago (+1/-0)

Nah,

Just most of the armchair warriors in here don't realise that there is a night and day physical difference between commandos / marines and proper special forces.

The former are generally built like brick shit houses, the latter tend to be wirey cunts you wouldn't look at twice.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 16:49:30 ago (+0/-0)

The problem is that in the US marines (where I think the current controversy is greatest) they have a longstanding doctrine of training all service personnel as combat riflemen. It doesn't matter if they're a spotter or a mechanic or a cook or whatever, they can all be relied upon to default to being infantry if shit hits the fan and they have all been proven to have the same capabilities.

So throwing someone in there who never passed that training is always going to be disruptive. Especially if the only thing she's bringing to the table is being particularly small.

In more specialist units doing commando type stuff in an urban environment I can see there being an argument for it though.

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 19:35:46 ago (+1/-0)

Yea for intense front line combat operations it doesn't make much sense.

Commando's / marines the big and tough is needed.

Special Forces has a whole different doctrine, with different requirements. And it's also specific to certain activities.

4 man observation team goes in, can stay (for argument's sake - for 2 weeks)

Throw a small woman into the mix, who can go to the market and buy supplies without raising so much as an eyebrow in suspicion - and you've just doubled your mission time.

These motherfuckers are so effective at the range of roles they perform most units will outright deny using them

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 19:39:21 ago (+0/-0)

I'd almost think of that more as intelligence work than soldiering. Women definitely do have a role to play there.

Thing is... I don't think there's any controversy about women doing that kind of thing. They've been doing it since time immemorial. The controversy is about trying to turn women into GI Janes which just doesn't seem to work.

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 22:03:10 ago (+0/-0)

I think we are in agreement.

Just to add tho...

Situation: compound gate has keypad with code that changes once a week.

Intelligence (dark sider): plant Trojan on staff computer, read email with new code

Intelligence (light sider): get employee to give you code, or better yet,

Intelligence (handler): get someone else to get the employee to give you the code, or have them steal it.

Special Forces: hide in a bush with a view of the keypad

Commandos / soldoers: blow up door

Air force: blow up building

Navy: use operation to get more funding, spend 2 weeks getting assets into position, then find out army intelligence / special forces got the code 10 days ago...decide to launch a strike anyway to justify all the money you got for new toys, find out the air force blew it up last week because a bunch of bombs from the 80's were approaching their use by date. Dock and bang whores / fat slags to boost morale

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 22:07:54 ago (+0/-0)

Kek.

Coast Guard: "Where the fuck is baluchistan? Does it have a coastline?"

US Public Health Service: -hires another tranny-

US Space Force: Nice assets/mission/personnel you've got there... it'd be a shame if someone arrogated them.

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 2, 2022 03:18:35 ago (+1/-0)

Current Us president: gets call from Jacob to order strike, orders strike, shits himself

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 2, 2022 07:36:12 ago (+1/-0)

Let's be honest, he was going to shit himself anyway. He doesn't get to decide about that any more than who to strike.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 13:58:26 ago (+0/-0)

Dumb bitches still can't comprehend the 2-5 second run and drop process.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 16:22:20 ago (+0/-0)

lol

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 18:03:44 ago (+0/-0)

This is beautiful. This is how people used to speak and it is how we should all speak again. Fuck jews.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 19:41:03 ago (+0/-0)

This is correctivity

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 19:40:03 ago (+0/-0)

🤣 👍

[ - ] humansarewhite 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 12:36:56 ago (+2/-0)

Eat more salad. It's good for you.

[ - ] PeBeFri 2 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 14:32:08 ago (+2/-0)

They should have selected the Strong Back perk.

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 15:27:29 ago (+3/-0)

Why is every version of this video cut off early? Are people just that lazy that they continue to use the same cut off video, instead of just making a new one? Or is the original video cut off there?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 20:52:37 ago (+1/-0)

He died in the middle of that word. It is very disrespectful to show him slur the rest of it and slump over. You heartless fucking asshole. JK

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 21:06:33 ago (+0/-0)

It gets but off because it's not real. The guy is an actor. https://youtu.be/-smiZCXFeps?t=424

[ - ] Fundie 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 2, 2022 07:52:18 ago (+0/-0)

Ah VET Tv, thanks! I’ve been meaning to get a subscription.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 7 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 10:16:00 ago (+7/-0)*

Shes also unable to take good and decisive actions under the conditions the military expects, and they lack the will to kill, instead offloading the responsibility for violence onto the nearest man.

Everyone likes to mention the physical differences, as if they were the only factor, no one is willing willing talk about the psychological and cognitive differences that make women a guaranteed liability on your squad, where men could potentially be an asset.

Women are also stupid when it comes to the specific conditions and situations the military is designed to operate under, and dangerously incompetent not only to themselves, but those around them (who, might I add, depend on each other to have their shit together, just one poor performance on the part of a solitary soldier can cost the whole unit their lives).

I've seen women point their weapons to themselves and at their fellow soldiers, on the battlefield, a female soldier is a primary concern where it comes to friendly fire, soldiers already have enough to worry about without being paranoid that little miss fumbles is going to spontaneously blow the brains out of her own comrades, just by accident, then cry about it, because she's a woman on a field of operations.

What else do you expect? It's a fubar'd state that the military is in when women are allowed to join.

Even when not in active service, they are a dangerous hazard that gets our boys coming home in caskets (if their bodies are found in good condition, or found at all, for that matter).

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 13:29:56 ago (+5/-0)

The other is the psychology of putting a woman on the front line with men. Men make bad decisions around women.

[ - ] Belrick 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 14:10:25 ago (+5/-0)

Throw in the cost factor. It's cheaper to have all male units

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 17:20:29 ago (+0/-0)

No TRUER statement was ever typed. Roger,that.

[ - ] whitemail 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 4, 2022 14:19:48 ago (+0/-0)

I used to unload trucks with 2 other guys. Even having a guy that was short was altering my behavior. I would try to go after the highest boxes to help him out since he had to jump to reach them.

[ - ] Belrick 5 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 14:09:49 ago (+6/-1)

A quarter of a century of forcing nyfd to lower entry standards to allow for female firefighters...

311 male fighters died after rushing into burning towers.
Along side them died 0 brave independent capable women.

Says it all

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 3 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 14:41:20 ago (+3/-0)

So basically they use women to do something a man can do better, except sometimes in rare situations they use her as a decoy? Not worth all the trouble.

[ - ] texasblood 8 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 11:58:39 ago (+8/-0)

Put a pillow under belly and she can hold 250lb with her ass in the air.