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The site might be slower than normal

submitted by system to whatever 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 19:45:56 ago (+34/-0)     (whatever)

Welcome poaltards.

I guess I should have prepared for your arrival.. but I figured AOU would have found a new host by now.

I'm going to be working on things behind the scenes to hopefully speed things up. If this is not temporary I might have to look at upgrading the server, guess we'll see.


75 comments block


[ - ] 1_h8_J3ws -3 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:16:56 ago (+1/-4)

Not as slow as the faggots on here pretending this knockoff voat website is any different than Poal or our original Voat was. This .xyz site will get SHUT DOWN!!!!! In a few weeks or months.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 22:38:41 ago (+0/-0)

Is that a commitment?

[ - ] Monica -2 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:32:14 ago (+0/-2)

will things ever be the same again?

[ - ] Monica -2 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:49:19 ago (+0/-2)

f uc k y o u i w o n t d o w h a t y o u t e l l m e

[ - ] Trumpman1488 -2 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 22:13:58 ago (+0/-2)

I bet you are kicking yourself right now for not listening to me about those comment awards, huh?

[ - ] Battlefat -1 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:04:45 ago (+0/-1)

What is dead may never die

Glowniggers, bots and misfits keep the corpse juiced, bloated and dancing

[ - ] Monica -1 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:34:53 ago (+0/-1)

[ - ] mannerbund 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 20:58:36 ago (+0/-0)

Anything that could be helped with?

[ - ] system [op] 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:10:40 ago (+2/-0)

I am optimizing the code, this should help out a bit.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 23:58:41 ago (+1/-0)

Hey since you're not busy and all, how does one go about getting one of those "verified old voat" triangle badges? Thanx

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 1, 2022 00:26:30 ago (+0/-0)

You have to suck a mod's dick.

Probably.

[ - ] mannerbund 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 1, 2022 10:02:49 ago (+0/-0)

Not sure if about the stack's set up- but I've been eyeballing this as a successor to Redis which allows for properly shaded clustering to scale out without paying a lot of money to Redis.

https://docs.keydb.dev/docs

That would allow for notably fast lookups of cached data across a front-end. Depending on the site design it's useless though.

Good luck!

[ - ] Monica -3 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:16:06 ago (+0/-3)

optimize ubanning toobaditworks for his freedom of speech with his ascii art and showing how people are taking over the frontpage

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:21:33 ago (+2/-0)

You are irritating.

[ - ] Monica -2 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:33:23 ago (+0/-2)

You are not merry at all.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 22:14:17 ago (+1/-0)

Sorry, you are just getting all hot and bothered on this one. Hope I didn't rustle your jimmies too much.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:01:44 ago (+1/-0)

Send system like 50 bitcoin. Just like putt had...

[ - ] mannerbund 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:03:51 ago (+0/-0)

F-that; I don't mind helping with resources as needed to keep things running, but filling the bank is something else all together.

[ - ] Monica -2 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:10:19 ago (+0/-2)

system banned toobaditworks for freedom of speech and ASCII graphics

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:19:40 ago (+1/-0)

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This is my ascii 'art'.

[ - ] Monica -1 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:29:01 ago (+0/-1)

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This is my ascii 'art'.--
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This is my ascii 'art'.--
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This is my ascii 'art'.

this is ban material! You want want a war? I'll take you to war.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T3eU-DROlw

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 23:54:36 ago (+1/-0)

OO----->
Someone's going to pay me six gazillion dollars for that!

[ - ] Monica 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:01:54 ago (+1/-1)

unban toobaditworks

banned for freedumb of speech

don't be faggot

[ - ] Monica 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:36:26 ago (+1/-1)

As if anyone needed to wait until they started shadow banning to leave that site. lol

I told you on Original Voat that Poal was a bunch of commies that were trying to infiltrate but you dumb shits don't listen to me.EVER.

[ - ] binrobinrro 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 22:22:01 ago (+0/-0)

Good. It'll match the users better.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 22:41:40 ago (+0/-0)

upgrading the server

Might just be appearance, but the way posts appear one at a time when loading suggests something using more resources than necessary, either a bunch of browser requests for each comment, or the server having to do a lot of work between sending each one.

[ - ] heygeorge 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 22:43:42 ago (+0/-0)

It won’t be truly slow until @lakotapride joins

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 1, 2022 03:32:29 ago (+0/-0)

I hope its gas chambers

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:23:46 ago (+1/-0)

"slower than normal"

I see what you did there.

[ - ] oldblo 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:37:38 ago (+2/-0)

1/24/2022 Archive of a good chunk of poal stuff posted after AOUs cut off point.
Go to the next page for more links.
https://archive.fo/Hyl8i

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 22:51:28 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 1, 2022 00:24:01 ago (+0/-0)

Make sure its *pure* hydrogen peroxide. Not that faggy watered down shit!

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 22:24:38 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck em

[ - ] chrimony 3 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:07:30 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe if you had moved away from the whole-page reload model by now the site wouldn't be so slow.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 1, 2022 00:23:03 ago (+0/-0)

That's for voat authenticity! Sort of.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 19:52:28 ago (+5/-0)

Just move all of their posts hahaha

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 20:38:24 ago (+3/-1)

That will merely make them feel more at home.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 20:39:46 ago (+2/-1)

Go back to poal retard

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 1, 2022 00:22:30 ago (+0/-0)

Poal retard is retarded and won't take him back. Because of how retarded poal retard is.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 4, 2022 08:04:27 ago (+0/-0)

Oh, I wanted to shit down your throat. Now I will. War on, nigger! You say the dumbest shit ever.

E: Let me give you a little downvote to start. KWIS!

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 1, 2022 00:21:09 ago (+0/-0)

ON IT!

[ - ] diggernicks 7 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 19:56:47 ago (+7/-0)

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:44:27 ago (+1/-0)

Of course meth attack squirrels are a thing. lol Nice find.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:47:19 ago (+1/-0)

Attack squirrels: The last resort of a madman!

[ - ] Steelerfish 7 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 20:59:24 ago (+7/-0)

It is a bit slower..

It finally feels like the OG Voat.co !

[ - ] Steelerfish 14 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 20:10:31 ago (+15/-1)

Those faggots will run back to their safe space the instant it is back up.

Meanwhile AOU is lurking here with his many alts so he can shadow ban or change the users password of anyone who displeases him.

[ - ] WanderingToast 9 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 20:24:14 ago (+9/-0)

I fucking despise shadow bans.

Only fully fisted uncle raped fags use Shadow bans.

Imagine having btotal control over site censorship and user accounts, beholden to no one and nothing....

And then being too much of a pussy to hit someone with a ban hammer

[ - ] oldblo 6 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:23:33 ago (+6/-0)

You need to be utter scum to use shadow bans.
Any such site or company should be avoided and shunned by default.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 3.4 yearsFeb 1, 2022 05:48:46 ago (+2/-0)

Agree. If you're banned then you should be told.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 23:38:43 ago (+0/-0)

Shadow ban ?

[ - ] oldblo 1 point 3.4 yearsFeb 1, 2022 02:29:07 ago (+1/-0)

Pretend you got banned here but no one told you.
Everything works as normal.
You can still post and comment.
But no one aside from you ever sees any of it.
You were banned and intentionally kept ignorant of it.
There is also a rare sneakier variant or two out there such as letting you be seen by a select few.

[ - ] Spaceman84 5 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 20:39:16 ago (+5/-0)

That's literally his MO

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:48:33 ago (+0/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/y4lvay.PNG

https://files.catbox.moe/s4bl4j.PNG

https://files.catbox.moe/aik184.PNG

Sidenote: I don't think the bluemenforalles here is the original, as my conversations with him on old voat and Poal were nothing but pleasant. Here he doesn't seem to recall past conversations about kermit the frog and 9/11 and instead he posts basically CP smutt and gets away with it.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 1, 2022 00:17:48 ago (+0/-0)

Fucking dolphins every day may have messed up your memory and judgment.

But it may not have and you could possibly be spot-on.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 1, 2022 01:29:06 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 20:57:46 ago (+1/-0)

Now is the time to redpill them so they never go back.

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:00:36 ago (+2/-0)

Nah, that's ok. They can go bad.

[ - ] localsal 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:19:40 ago (+2/-0)

They are already past their expiration date, how much more bad can they go?

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 22:16:40 ago (+0/-0)

It was a typo. Whatever. Bad works too I guess... ?

[ - ] Monica -2 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:27:52 ago (+0/-2)

jan/31/jew

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.4 yearsFeb 1, 2022 00:18:45 ago (+0/-0)

Is this particular redpill actually cyanide?

[ - ] Egg_whitey 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:55:24 ago (+2/-1)

To be fair, old voat did the same thing on Poal when Putt shut down. I use both sites. It's not a big deal.

[ - ] Egg_whitey 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:55:48 ago (+1/-1)

To be fair, old voat did the same thing on Poal when Putt shut down. I use both sites. It's not a big deal.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 22:31:52 ago (+0/-0)

Assuming it comes back up

[ - ] heroinwinsagain 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 23:19:27 ago (+1/-1)

Fuck off you're full

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 23:56:41 ago (+0/-0)

A+

[ - ] Monica -2 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:12:48 ago (+1/-3)

system banned toobaditworks for ascii graphics showing how certain people were spamming the site. instead of banning the spammers he banned the messenger.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:44:13 ago (+1/-0)

He was banned because he spammed /new/ while crying about Leafa "spam".

[ - ] Monica -2 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:47:32 ago (+0/-2)

That was ascii art you fucking bigot. And he was bringing awareness to a problem of infiltrating communists.

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 21:54:54 ago (+0/-0)

Weird, when I go to his profile all I see is "Leafaeat cock you fucking spamming faggot. die." repeated over and over https://www.voat.xyz/profile?user=toobaditworks&view=comments

(the spam threads were deleted, his comments remain)

[ - ] Monica -2 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 22:03:29 ago (+0/-2)

If you zoom out it's a picture of hitler. It's ascii art.

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 22:41:17 ago (+0/-0)*

You're retarded, it isn't.

[ - ] Monica -3 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 22:04:10 ago (+0/-3)

what do you think ascii art is?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 31, 2022 22:08:55 ago (+0/-0)

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