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submitted by ghostofvoatspast to TellTalk 2.3 yearsJan 30, 2022 20:30:46 ago (+3/-2)     (TellTalk)

This is gonna be a quicky

Bought a new griddle pan gonna make a nice NY steak tonight with a side of breaded crunchy green beans and toast.

Washed my new sheets again because they smelled like gasoline.

Got some cinnamon rolls 🎠

About to drink a cup of coffee.

Its raining out.

I feel 100% back to normal now.

I am an agent.

I have been using dishwasher powder for laundry soap.

Push.

Push.

I'm considering air fryer my steak but I probably won't.

I accidentally bought kids toothpaste. I hadn't tasted that since I was little. It reminded me of being a kid so it was a nice mistake.

Okay so not so quick.

Push.

You should get a bidet attachment for your toilet.

Hurricane by Band of Heathens is a great song. YouTube it.

Of course I have a smile for you πŸŽ°πŸŽ°πŸŽ°πŸ’ˆπŸš†πŸššπŸš£πŸš’πŸ•πŸš½πŸš½πŸš½πŸš½πŸš½πŸš½πŸš½πŸš½πŸš½πŸš½πŸš½πŸš½πŸš½πŸš½πŸš½πŸš½πŸš½πŸšΏπŸŒ¬

Well I gotta go.

Flush.


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[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 30, 2022 21:00:05 ago (+1/-0)

Never cook a steak in a frying pan. What are you, poor White trash? Only poor apartment trash does that. Are you apartment trash?

[ - ] ghostofvoatspast [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 30, 2022 21:18:05 ago (+1/-1)

I have a condo and a house each of which I am at part time. I am actually rich. My house is in the mountains of the pnw on over 200 acres I own. My condo is in Seattle, its not very nice but I'm not here very often. I enjoy weight lifting and outdoor activities. I have done a fair amount if climbing and backpacking. I was a LRS and I have a dog. I just got new sheets.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 30, 2022 20:34:48 ago (+1/-0)

Tom did nothing wrong

[ - ] cyclops1771 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 30, 2022 21:50:07 ago (+0/-0)

I always use fabric softener when I do laundry even though ti says not to.

I like the smell. original Downy smell. Not that fake new fangled "Mountain Aire" or "Lavender Breeze" stuff.

Do PR people really think that by writing "Air" as "Aire" it is more ostentatious and therefore will sell better? Like those who write "Shoppe" instead of "Shop".

I think it sounds stupid.

What agency?

I would never cook a steak in anything but a grill or cast iron, I don't know why, because pan frying a steak in butter can be delicious, I just dont trust it.

That is all

[ - ] ghostofvoatspast [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 31, 2022 23:09:00 ago (+1/-0)

I like my new sheets.

[ - ] cyclops1771 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 10:30:44 ago (+0/-0)

I tried silk sheets once. They are nice for about the first 3 minutes lying down, then they get weird feeling, like you are falling off the bed.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 30, 2022 20:32:06 ago (+1/-1)

This is gonna be a quicky

The jokes, they just write themselves