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I finally left my adolescence, and have become an adult for the next 40 years

submitted by jokersmild to whatever 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 13:56:58 ago (+11/-2)     (whatever)

I have always known that I am incomplete, but believed that all the pieces were there... I was positive that I had completed the jigsaw puzzle that was a picture of me... Turns out that it was more of a 3d puzzle and I only saw one side... The other side is a picture of the thoughts and skills and learning and deduction and observations that comprise the front that is me. If you poke parts of the "complete picture", your finger will push right through and reveal that part of the picture lacks support.

I am often clobbered by epiphany. Instantly revealed to me recently about my puzzle... The pieces that are missing were not premade and included in the box... I am required to craft the pieces myself to insure that the puzzle is only me.

After making all of the pieces I can I will find the shape of the final missing piece... I am not the maker of the final piece. I cannot make the final piece... My god has made the piece that will complete the puzzle and make it whole and complete from any angle that it is viewed from.

When the last piece finds the space that matches it perfectly, the common puzzle reveals itself as evidence that my creator is most amazing artist.

Thank you to my God for making me incomplete. Thank you to my God for making me love the final piece as if it was part of me. Thank you for showing me that loving just myself is an incomplete love and is only made whole by loving something outside of me...

I will now make the pieces with careful haste because I am eager to see what beautiful shape God has made to complete me and prove to onlookers that he loves me and rewards my faith and adoration for him.

How foolish I was to think that I would find the piece by trial and error. I must have looked like a handicapped ape with hundreds of round pegs that pass through the square hole and falsely made me feel like an expert at the task. Onlookers probably cringed at the volume of pegs that demonstration that I was clueless of the goal. I'm embarrassed that i can no longer find round pegs to place incorrectly... Although I enjoy round pegs, but God has wiped away my blinding arrogance and pride to show me that their is only one peg that I will ever need.

I know that somewhere out there on the beautiful earth, there is a hole that is custom made to receive it....

I am so anxious to be found :)


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[ - ] 9000timesempty 3 points 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 18:25:00 ago (+3/-0)

Duuuudue. Sweeeeeet. Like totally.

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday 0 points 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 17:26:59 ago (+0/-0)

"But God has wiped away my blinding arrogance and pride to show me that their is only one peg that I will ever need.

I know that somewhere out there on the beautiful earth, there is a hole that is custom made to receive it....

I am so anxious to be found :)"

OP gay confirmed

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 2 points 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 16:42:27 ago (+2/-0)

Wait so did you find a puzzle piece, a peg, or holes? Or did you get pegged in a hole and feel puzzled?

[ - ] fightknightHERO 1 point 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 16:30:26 ago (+1/-0)

did you finally quit vidya or drugs?

[ - ] Kozel 7 points 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 15:39:53 ago (+7/-0)

i think op had sex

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 10 points 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 14:20:37 ago (+10/-0)

how's that LSD doing?

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 14:01:41 ago (+2/-2)

Now this is proudly showing off your crazy, kids

Take notes

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz 1 point 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 14:09:28 ago (+1/-0)

Not really my fight but if you dont have anything constructive to say then fucking neck yourself, smoothbrain

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 14:11:04 ago (+3/-1)

Nah

Take your own advice

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz 0 points 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 14:13:35 ago (+0/-0)

Nah. Fuck off.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 14:21:50 ago (+2/-1)

Nope.jpg

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz 0 points 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 14:25:09 ago (+0/-0)

Then how about you suck start a fucking shotgun and do the rest of us a favor you fucking feckless troll

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 14:40:17 ago (+2/-0)

Negative ghost rider

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz 0 points 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 15:08:29 ago (+0/-0)

No worries. I will keep shitting on your unconstructive face every time I see it. Make fun of people who actually try to reveal their mind and get feedback - besides foul bile from dickless shitcunts like yourself.

This is something a fucking lowly kike would do.

Do the world a favor and delete yourself.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 15:18:44 ago (+1/-0)

you seem upset

internet working as intended

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz 0 points 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 15:34:31 ago (+0/-0)

Not upset over an insignificant series of 1s and 0s like you. Just commenting on your shitpost. Actually about to go prepare my spring garden bed. You know, real shit besides hide behind a keyboard.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 15:11:10 ago (+1/-0)

How does that work exactly? Can you demonstrate?

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz -1 points 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 15:41:05 ago (+0/-1)

I have no qualm with you Broc. Unless you are an alt.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 15:46:03 ago (+1/-0)

Just a sheißgeschutz.

[ - ] Sturmgeschutz -1 points 2.8 yearsJan 28, 2022 15:48:32 ago (+0/-1)

Ok fuckknucle. Fuck you as well and I hope you die of Gonnaherpalaids. Fuck off and die.