Could you hold these for me? - Upgoat

Could you hold these for me?
submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 13:22:30 ago (+26/-6) (a.pomf.cat)
https://a.pomf.cat/tyxlir.mp4

[ - ] 9000timesempty 4 points 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 13:50:50 ago (+4/-0)

Lame

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 4 points 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 16:26:04 ago (+4/-0)

I think the phrase you were looking for is, "fake and gay."

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 17:01:31 ago (+0/-0)

no u

[ - ] OldGoat 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 15:39:21 ago (+1/-0)

These bitches are:

A. Retarded, or
B. Lying

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor -1 points 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 15:53:17 ago (+0/-1)

The women hate is strong with this one.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 29, 2022 03:57:02 ago (+2/-0)

Special prosecute deez nuts

[ - ] OldGoat 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 3, 2022 01:29:56 ago (+0/-0)

Eat all of the bags of dicks, and there are plenty. Maybe try Reddit.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 18:38:51 ago (+0/-0)

Woman moment.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 15:09:39 ago (+1/-1)

Probably staged. Still funny.

[ - ] localsal 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 15:51:07 ago (+1/-0)

You mean not everyone has fake legs and a matching couch cushion in their house?

Color me surprised.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 17:46:56 ago (+2/-0)

Staged as in everyone's in on it, not as in he planned the prank in advance.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 29, 2022 12:04:11 ago (+1/-0)

Most people I know would try to grab the legs and hit me with the ass.