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Lunchroom vaxtards

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to TellUpgoat 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 12:25:11 ago (+29/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

So I was eating my lunch, and needed to re-microwave something. I got up and went to the microwave, which is only 5 feet away, maskless. A vaxtard politely told me I needed a mask. I politely asked him what was the difference between me sitting and eating without a mask, and being here at the microwave? He said, you're eating over there and not here! I could clearly see there was no critical thinking going on behind the eyes, so I didn't bother to try and enlighten the guy. I just smiled, and when my food was done went back to my seat.


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[ - ] fightknightHERO 11 points 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 16:29:39 ago (+11/-0)

i figured out most of the vaxtards are either low T fags (literal) and womynz trying their luck at pushing people around for their own ego because they're miserable while using the vax narrative as a "baton" to be as insufferable as possible

i don't even give them the time of day, ignoring them pisses them off more than not complying with their insane demands

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 18:57:35 ago (+1/-0)

Hey You!

Just keep walking.

[ - ] con77 9 points 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 12:44:40 ago (+9/-0)

Your obedience is required for the tyranny to continue

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 12:54:11 ago (+1/-0)

Sorry,con77 I just can't be just another brick in the wall.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 18:56:48 ago (+1/-0)

Hey! Fauci! Leave those kids arms alone!

[ - ] oldblo 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 19:05:55 ago (+2/-0)

Remove the word arms. I doubt you get high enough to influence the whole world without someone having blackmail on you.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 3.3 yearsFeb 1, 2022 10:26:55 ago (+0/-0)

If you don't take your vaxx , you can't have any pudding !
How can you have any pudding if you don't take your vaxx !
YOU , YES YOU

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 19:24:00 ago (+0/-0)

neither I

[ - ] xmasskull 6 points 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 12:52:49 ago (+6/-0)

The 'vaxxtards'are easily dispatched with a nod of the head and a subtle smile. Try it,you'll see.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 18:29:56 ago (+2/-0)

"Just smile and nod."

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 18:58:37 ago (+1/-0)

Like they did when they were told it was safe and effective

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 5 points 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 12:54:24 ago (+5/-0)

At the Denver airport their is a bar / food area... it is a long long bar top next to were people walk... so the people sitting on bar stools have no mask but the people walking by about a foot of separation have mask... I just walked by shaking my head.

[ - ] gimpyoldman 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 13:32:18 ago (+2/-0)

"You must comply and be a slave like the rest of us!"

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 20:02:14 ago (+2/-0)

You know those leftist faggots hate us, because we have the balls to say no and they don't. They can bitch and whine which makes them feel good for two seconds, but as soon as we don't cave a part of them dies.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 29, 2022 00:33:49 ago (+1/-0)

Make it about the assumed authority.
Next time just say “excuse me, bu5 it sounded like you’re about to tell me what to do”.

His retarded replies will either be harder to make without questioning himself, or easier for you to deflect onto him personally.

“LET ME SEE YOUR BADGE OFFICER”.
“Show me your Vax card”
“Why are you only wearing 1 mask”

Insist he complies in some way.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 19:52:11 ago (+1/-0)

"I am wearing a mask. Because Normal Me would beat the shit out of you."

[ - ] derpfroot 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 19:02:20 ago (+1/-0)

In all my masklessness, I've only had one person complain and I wasn't even there. Me, my girl and my boy were at the store. I walked away to get something and then a woman bitches at my chick with my son there. When I got back, the girl had left. I was going to say something if I saw her, but when I did she was talking about us to a manager, whom I know doesn't give a shit about what she had to say.
These people are definitely all leftoid faggots or pinko commie fucks. They're the only types that try to everyone else how to operate.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 19:00:05 ago (+1/-0)

You sound like a faggot. Why didn't you call him one?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 18:56:12 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 18:31:51 ago (+1/-0)

You work in an office full of liberal nigtards?

Lol failure

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 18:30:47 ago (+1/-0)

"I'm still chewing some food."

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 17:51:54 ago (+1/-0)

Aren't NPCs the best!

[ - ] germ22 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 16:46:32 ago (+1/-0)

A while ago i was in a manufacturing shop. I observed the welders doing their trade, welding, grinding and that stuff with no masks what so ever, lunch time they put on a mask to walk to the lunch room, then take off the mask to eat.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 19:02:38 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 14:05:35 ago (+1/-0)

Your first mistake was gracing those faggots with your presence. I haven't sat in a lunch room in years. I'd rather sit in my -45 car.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 17:20:19 ago (+0/-0)

Did HR call you down to their office and force you to take CRT training?

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 19:00:41 ago (+3/-0)

No it's now called "Why American Straight White Toxic Male Domestic Terrorist Hate Our Democracy"

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 17:09:12 ago (+0/-0)

Maskies get mad at me all the time for reminding them that masks don't even work. Even had one hand me a test to run on herself (pre surgical), after insisting that she would be negative because she double masks and doesn't leave the house unless necessary. Positive. LMAO. Very high cycle count (= very low amount of virus), but it's a binary value. A positive is a positive. Maskies are retarded.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 16:30:08 ago (+0/-0)

You should have taken a bite and chewed with your mouth open.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 18:28:02 ago (+1/-0)

yes! wish i thought of that at the time :)

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 28, 2022 19:59:12 ago (+1/-0)

I'm good for thinking of shit two minutes too late. Keep my number handy, but don't put me on speed dial.

Speed_Dial, a new alt for our favorite gay.