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submitted by deleted to OLDbutGOLD 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 10:18:46 ago (+32/-2)     (OLDbutGOLD)

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[ - ] youregay 10 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 11:36:54 ago (+10/-0)

Only if the definiton of "Big Mac" is set and cannot be changed. Like, the patties in the 90's were bigger than the patties today. That's Mac-flation.

[ - ] Temp20210918c 6 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 12:09:00 ago (+6/-0)

Also of concern would be 'fractional reserve' restauranting. E.g., if McDonald's has ingredients in their freezers for 100 Big Macs but starts circulating 1,000 coins, then each coin isn't really backed by a whole, fully real Big Mac. In the worst case of a large panic-induced coin-redemption 'run' on McD's, each coin would only represent a 10% probability of receiving a whole Big Mac and a 90% probability of receiving nothing.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 13:22:07 ago (+1/-0)

Still more stable than a currency based on nothing.

[ - ] AnonymousLex 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 14:07:56 ago (+0/-0)

Jews carving out bread from macs

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 19:46:50 ago (+0/-0)

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun.

OoooOOOooooh its mac time.

(Not the real deal without the last bit)

[ - ] rhy 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 12:49:53 ago (+1/-0)

Depends on the value of colon cancer

[ - ] Splooge 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 12:25:12 ago (+1/-0)

This is a spin-off of the original Chuck E Cheese token post from -- wait for it -- 4chan. You know, the place where all the spiciest shit originates and then slowly trickles into the mainstream consciousness where it's pissed on and watered down till it isn't funny or poignant anymore.

I can't find the OP right now, but even faggot Elon Musk parroted it and pretended it came from him: https://files.catbox.moe/93es9o.webp

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 19:47:45 ago (+0/-0)

But kfc playstation was real right? Right?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 19:45:51 ago (+0/-0)

Not so stupid thought.

Big macs get used by economics classes as an example of a gdp indicator.

Correlates to its store price.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 16:57:47 ago (+0/-0)

No. See,money only works if people believe it has value. As long as people believe it's worth something,they'll keep using it. And most people believe money is worth more than Big Macs.

Also,Big Macs are worth less than nothing so there's that.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 14:42:35 ago (+0/-0)

Niggerchow isn't even real food

McNiggers fry their meat in soy oil
their buns are made out of soy flour and soy oil
their fucking CHEESE has soy lecithin!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 19:48:36 ago (+0/-0)

The mac and cheese you hoover down has soy lecithin as well.

[ - ] zongongo 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 13:23:38 ago (+0/-0)

Money backed up by (((shit))) !

[ - ] canbot 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 27, 2022 11:54:46 ago (+0/-0)

Backed by the full faith and credit of McDonald's.