.....on my seat, l look below and see my feet. With a push I make a splash, in my toilet it hits with a crash. The air is pungent with a smell, here comes another, I let out a yell. With this gift comes some pain, next time fiber will ease my strain. To all of you I wish a good day, it is time for me to use my bidet.
Con is triggered. Hasn't happened in a while but as always I will give you a pass. I like ya. Also I was never proud of my service. I was proud for overcoming fear and helping my teammates. I looked at war as nothing but a deadly game. Pride is a weakness, it is ego. I'm am whatever I am and I like myself despite myself. Shit poems and all.
Best thing I ever saw in a porta potty was a paper that looked like a legit memorandum for record from the Army, mandating that to reduce blue water splash, turds over 6 inches in length must be manually lowered by hand.
[ + ] UrCoolerOlderBrother
[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 14:21:52 ago (+3/-0)
I tried to shit, butt only farted...
[ + ] CRKT_M16Z
[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 15:10:16 ago (+3/-0)
Tried to fart and shit my pants.
[ + ] Monica
[ - ] Monica 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 17:00:40 ago (+3/-0)
I shit myself again in under an hour.
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 14:24:22 ago (+2/-0)
reduced to scat poems
not the man he was
[ + ] ghostofvoatspast
[ - ] ghostofvoatspast [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 14:56:39 ago (+2/-1)
[ + ] calx
[ - ] calx 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 13:30:27 ago (+2/-0)
Rolls their shit into little balls
And he who reads those words of wit
Eats those little balls of shit
- Kurt Vonnegut
[ + ] AmazingFlightLizard
[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 17:11:04 ago (+1/-0)
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[ + ] Jiggggg
[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 20:44:14 ago (+1/-0)
"Imagine catching your shit instead of making a ramp with your arm"
[ + ] ghostofvoatspast
[ - ] ghostofvoatspast [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 19:07:19 ago (+1/-1)
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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 16:55:24 ago (+1/-0)
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[ - ] scoopadoop 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 13:14:45 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] NeoNazirite
[ - ] NeoNazirite 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 21:11:18 ago (+0/-0)
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