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At my mother's house, she says "look at the toilet roll i got in a pack the other day."

submitted by Terraeri1 to whatever 3.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 03:07:02 ago (+30/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Pulls it out and its about 1.5 inches wide. Dad walks in and says "oh you saw the Jewroll"


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 3.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 03:08:28 ago (+6/-0)

Did your mother steal that from a two star truck stop? It looks familiar.

[ - ] natehiggers 5 points 3.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 03:11:47 ago (+5/-0)

Stole it from the Flying J in Seffner.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 03:22:25 ago (+3/-0)

I've had the displeasure of wiping my ass there. They'd save a ton of toilet paper money if they closed the Denny's.

[ - ] natehiggers 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 03:44:45 ago (+2/-0)

Ugh, that Denny's is even more disgusting then the regular Denny's.

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 04:47:59 ago (+3/-0)

Globalcorp 3rd world standards

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 -1 points 3.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 06:33:28 ago (+0/-1)

Your mother has been relegated to the junk people (useless). She should get used to it, after they life she lived (irresponsibly). She will soon be collected, and burned as fuel or simply as a bonfire (for looks) if she wears polyester (Flammable).

[ - ] TomMacdonald 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 13:02:09 ago (+0/-0)

no u

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 17:12:12 ago (+0/-0)

If you die, will someone come to the forum to inform us or will you just disappear one day?

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 09:22:17 ago (+1/-0)

No one goes to Denny's on purpose. They just come to there, like Krystals.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 13:01:48 ago (+0/-0)

i went there a few months bac k because my buddy had a gift card. was a decent drunken breakfast.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 17:01:49 ago (+0/-0)

Bro, you shouldn't be drunk at breakfast. A good strong buzz is enough.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 17:09:53 ago (+0/-0)

What is a Krystals? And should that be spelled (((Krystals)))?

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 26, 2022 08:17:12 ago (+1/-0)

They're little gut bombs that only taste good at 3:00 in the morning. You eat about half a dozen at a sitting. Don't search it with the safe search off... apparently a lot of thots are named Krystal.

[ - ] IwuvU 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 25, 2022 15:20:32 ago (+0/-0)

fascinating