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'Havana Syndrome', psychotronic weapons victims were actually injured by "loud crickets". Yep, that's what did it, case closed.

submitted by allahead to whatever 3.3 yearsJan 23, 2022 15:07:49 ago (+12/-0)     (www.rt.com)

https://www.rt.com/russia/546848-havana-syndrome-us-diplomats/

It didn’t take long, though, for skeptics to come up with other theories. One was that the syndrome was caused by the loud noise made by crickets. Support for this theory later came in a report commissioned by the US State Department that concluded crickets were the most likely culprits in 21 recorded cases.

How much did that report cost?

Late last year, another theory emerged. Havana Syndrome was “a mass psychogenic illness,” a group of US scientists decided. It was, they said, an example of the “nocebo effect,” the opposite of the placebo effect. In this, expectations of something negative happening to one’s health causes something negative to happen. After the initial incident in Cuba, US diplomats were told to look out for “anomalous health” issues, and as a result they started feeling them. In effect, it was all in their heads.


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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 23, 2022 15:33:52 ago (+1/-0)

Fux Mulder would have gotten to the truth of the matter.

[ - ] allahead [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 23, 2022 15:38:24 ago (+1/-0)

Yes but the crickets were genetically modified with alien DNA and activated through subspace. They diverted all power to the reflector dish and fried those diplomat's synapses.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 23, 2022 15:45:04 ago (+1/-0)

If only they had successfully managed to reverse the particle wave amplitude polarity modulation to compensate for all the bogon particles causing all of that damned bogosity!

[ - ] allahead [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 23, 2022 15:52:24 ago (+1/-0)

They did but a bug in their VB code IP address caused Hawking radiation to reflect off swamp gas and space time disrupted their tele-dildonics VR session which left some of them with Guillain-Barre syndrome.

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 23, 2022 17:21:54 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, the UN classified psychotronic weapons as WMD's because they don't exist!

Makes perfect sense when facing the truth is scary.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 23, 2022 15:12:45 ago (+3/-0)

Glad they cleared that up !
Crickets , huh

[ - ] allahead [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 23, 2022 15:18:43 ago (+1/-0)