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Lab monkeys escape truck into Pennsylvania forest

submitted by big_fat_dangus to news 3.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 13:03:01 ago (+14/-1)     (www.theguardian.com)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jan/22/monkeys-escape-after-truck-carrying-100-animals-to-a-laboratory-crashes-in-us

SURELY this won't be used as a pretext for anything


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[ - ] dulcima 8 points 3.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 13:25:00 ago (+8/-0)

28 Days Later.

[ - ] localsal 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 16:24:22 ago (+2/-0)

And Twelve Monkeys.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 23, 2022 02:43:28 ago (+0/-0)

I wish

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 23, 2022 02:54:56 ago (+0/-0)

I wish

[ - ] con77 6 points 3.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 13:42:37 ago (+6/-0)

And made their way straight to Philadelphia where they formed a drug gang and murdered for territory

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 3.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 13:51:10 ago (+5/-0)

...and now lead the local BLM chapter.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 14:07:17 ago (+1/-0)

I was watching a doc on monkeys and its uncanny how similar to niggers they are. Some monkeys pimp their females out for stuff to other monkey tribes.

[ - ] gimpyoldman 5 points 3.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 13:14:03 ago (+5/-0)

I wonder what highly contagious virus they were infected with before they were 'accidentally' released.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 24, 2022 18:11:09 ago (+0/-0)

wanna bet that theyll assimilate better than niggers?

[ - ] NeoNazirite 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 13:45:16 ago (+3/-0)

Escaped lab monkeys are sure to create an interesting timeline.

This is exciting news.

[ - ] JurassicFart -1 points 3.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 16:47:54 ago (+0/-1)

The Harambe curse continues

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 14:06:28 ago (+2/-0)

They disappeared into a section 8 apartment complex and blended in. Bwhahahahahahaha oh fuck

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 14:34:56 ago (+1/-0)

I saw this movie and it did not end well.

[ - ] derpfroot 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 15:12:04 ago (+0/-0)

As long as we have E-1101, we'll be okay.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 18:05:33 ago (+0/-0)

OF all the SMALL propability! A LAB truch crashed, a monke escapted, WHAT were they being USED for? Were they USED yet? HOW did a monkey ESCAPE those "secure" private enclosers? ALL questions a COMPETENT journalist would ASK (at LEAST as if he/she was ONE OF US).

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 16:50:14 ago (+0/-0)

Can we at least get a copy of their rap sheet?

[ - ] youregay 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 15:19:14 ago (+0/-0)

Do you want Planet of the Apes? Because this is how you get Planet of the Apes.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 22, 2022 14:33:11 ago (+0/-0)

Act 1
Scene 1
(it did work with a bat the first time)