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I want a goat now
submitted by Kozel to Goats 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 14:19:37 ago (+38/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/49xtu2.mp4

[ - ] ilikeskittles 8 points 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 15:44:34 ago (+8/-0)

That's a fat goat.

[ - ] dulcima 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 02:06:23 ago (+3/-0)

That's what happens when you browse on voat 24/7 and don't go outside.

[ - ] o0shad0o 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 07:26:28 ago (+1/-0)

Careful. Sometimes he gets hungry for hands.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 23:55:57 ago (+1/-0)

CaaaaaaaaaAAAaaarl!!

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 01:36:47 ago (+1/-0)

Hopefully Carl had goat friends so he doesn't hang around looking for fake mommy to play with all day and will go to his warm place without her.

[ - ] mattsixteen24 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 20:06:45 ago (+1/-0)

kind of like a dog.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 12:59:44 ago (+0/-0)

I want a goat that looks like Black Philip from the Witch.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 06:46:33 ago (+0/-0)

Goats are like sheep if sheep were smart and willful

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 -1 points 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 16:56:25 ago (+0/-1)

Didn't the goat realize he had NOTHING to do with establishing his sanctuary?

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 08:29:37 ago (+0/-0)

He just knows it’s a comfy place for good times… and that life can be lonely. He’s so happy to have a good owner.