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A friendly warthog approaches

submitted by Centaurus to Mildlyinteresting 3.4 yearsJan 19, 2022 20:45:37 ago (+34/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/94zbbr.mp4



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[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 14 points 3.4 yearsJan 19, 2022 21:07:57 ago (+14/-0)

Christians when they see a nigger.

"Help me; help!"

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 3 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 00:41:19 ago (+3/-0)

Like those missionaries that went to Haiti to help and ended up being kidnapped.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 10:27:15 ago (+0/-0)

And the ones that got caught kidnapping nigger kids for the Clinton Foundation.

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffsb&q=children+kidnapped+haiti+clintons&ia=web

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 12:54:12 ago (+0/-0)

a total of 33 kids for some reason. count 'em: 33

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 8 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 00:40:09 ago (+8/-0)*

I am happy it ended up like that. What a fucking dumbass. That is a dangerous animal and can seriously fuck you up.

A lot of people have died trying to hunt boars.

[ - ] Belrick 8 points 3.4 yearsJan 19, 2022 23:49:07 ago (+8/-0)

I knew that the cam man was a moron we he treated a wild animal like a white person

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 8 points 3.4 yearsJan 19, 2022 22:02:47 ago (+8/-0)

The moment that pig breeched the crown of that hill I would have put a 140grn poly tip from my .270 WSM into it's forehead...now he's friendly.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 6 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 01:06:16 ago (+6/-0)

I’ve watched my cousin put a 168gr Barnes ttsx out of a 300WSM ricochet off a boars skull.
It dropped him for about 1/3 second before he forgot it ever happened.
I immediately put a 155gr 7mmWSM into his hump and it opened him like a 10” long zipper and he still didn’t give 2 shits until the 3rd round.

[ - ] Jumpanig 3 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 02:08:46 ago (+3/-0)

Is this some kind of abstract cyber sex?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 02:37:06 ago (+2/-0)

giggles in maori and pulls out a machete

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 12:45:14 ago (+1/-0)

Then I'll put another rnd into it but that pig will go down.

[ - ] UncleDoug 6 points 3.4 yearsJan 19, 2022 23:52:40 ago (+6/-0)

Hakuna Matata

[ - ] yesiknow 5 points 3.4 yearsJan 19, 2022 23:42:31 ago (+5/-0)

THe best safari park is setting urban work bots free and watching them die.

[ - ] HillarysBalls 5 points 3.4 yearsJan 19, 2022 20:48:58 ago (+5/-0)

Kek

[ - ] con77 3 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 01:26:32 ago (+3/-0)

the same tourists feed gators in florida

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 09:59:43 ago (+1/-0)

Gators are much less likely to be hostile than boars.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 17:45:24 ago (+0/-0)

Is it okay to pet them?

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 19:06:32 ago (+1/-0)

It's not legal but gators are the reptile embodiment of "don't give a fuck".

I had the misfortune of being born in Florida. Seen plenty of people mess around with gators and one time a large female crawled into our air boat to bask. She was a lazy bitch and a pain to flip overboard.

Still, best not to play with 'em.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 19:11:56 ago (+0/-0)

How's gator meat?

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 20:45:04 ago (+1/-0)

Like a chewier, milder bird meat. Sometimes a little gamey but usually unoffensive. Texture is consistent except for where ligaments split it. Supposedly one of the healthier meats out there but I don't know the details.

Pretty good stuff.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 00:26:28 ago (+3/-0)

ahaha what did he think was gonna happen?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 20, 2022 17:44:55 ago (+0/-0)

He's a very naive motherfrucker.