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At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he's adopted?

submitted by Centaurus to dogs 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 20:30:18 ago (+12/-1)     (dogs)



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[ - ] ButtToucha9000 4 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 20:31:20 ago (+4/-0)

Never, just wait till he needs a kidney and then laugh the entire time you explain it

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 20:39:27 ago (+3/-0)

Better yet, I'll wait until he offers me his kidney when I need a transplant. It will be much funnier then.

[ - ] beece 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 21:37:06 ago (+2/-0)

Never! Dogs only need love, and to give love. Stay with that. When you see him go up and sniff other dogs soft parts to see if they are kin, just pretend to ignore it.

[ - ] Gigglestick 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 07:31:50 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 02:39:56 ago (+1/-0)

Wait until you turn 8 Timmy. And don't get too far away from mommy because you're retarded.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 21:45:35 ago (+1/-0)

You should wait until you're 60 or so.