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Man through Van explained

submitted by TheSimulacra to videos 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 18:16:02 ago (+49/-0)     (a.pomf.cat)

https://a.pomf.cat/itgtdj.mp4



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[ - ] CHIRO 15 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 19:20:07 ago (+15/-0)*

Explanation might be pushing it. We've added the detail that it was not an accident, but this only creates more questions. It doesn't seem to be set up for some kind of stunt for a film, but it definitely feels like a stunt for experimentation purposes. Can it really just be a case of, "Let's see if this works"? At the end of the day, the only explanation might be: Russia.

Here is my personal wish for reality: this is a Russian bike helmet company. This is guerilla marketing. They are doing a field test to prove this is the best fucking helmet money can buy. We got Yuri from marketing to put himself through the windshield of a moving van, head first. He was back in the office after lunch. He seems fine. Good enough for you? Good enough for me. You need this helmet. It turns you into an invulnerable human missile. Just make sure you go head first.

Russian cyclists have feared motorists for too long. It's time for the motorist to fear the cyclist. Mark my words, they'll slow down if you're wearing

*THE ANVIL™*

[ - ] GoatsAdvocate 8 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 20:13:02 ago (+8/-0)

I didn’t see any windshield on the van

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 20:21:59 ago (+2/-0)

I think you're right. The debris was from whatever he was propped up on. My dreams are dashed.

[ - ] GoatsAdvocate 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 20:26:41 ago (+3/-0)

I thought so too at first. On slow mo he just passes clear through though

[ - ] localsal 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 01:03:54 ago (+3/-0)

If there was a windscreen, his head might be ok in a helmet, but his neck would be an accordion, and his shoulders would probably be in a world of hurt.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 07:29:09 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, the windscreen and back doors were gone.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 7 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 19:59:36 ago (+7/-0)

Before coming to the comments, my first thought was, "Oh, Russians."

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 10:16:46 ago (+1/-0)

This was also my thought. Its not that they are so ballsy. Its that Ralph Nader was born in the US.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 10:49:32 ago (+0/-0)

What is the Ralph Nader connection?

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 00:20:54 ago (+2/-0)

НАКОВАЛЬНЯ™

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 00:50:51 ago (+2/-0)

Haha. I knew I needed something that rolled off the tongue a little more easily.

[ - ] Qwertytoal 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 10:24:01 ago (+1/-0)

I love your style of writing.

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 11:41:29 ago (+0/-0)

I appreciate you saying so.

[ - ] chrimony 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 19:31:36 ago (+5/-0)

Insanely dangerous. Notice how close he gets to the roof of the van at the beginning.

[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 18:38:25 ago (+4/-0)

Imagine my disappointment when this wasn't a WatchPeopleDie submission

[ - ] jewsbadnews 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 21:18:47 ago (+3/-0)

I laughed so hard at this🤣

[ - ] NeoNazirite 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 19:32:33 ago (+3/-0)

It's clearly just a demonstration of relativity. Russian physics lab.

[ - ] doginventer 6 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 19:59:06 ago (+6/-0)

Speed of Luka is konstant.

[ - ] doginventer 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 19:07:39 ago (+3/-0)

Thanks, it is good to know how, but we still don’t know why.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 19:29:45 ago (+3/-0)

Because Russia.

[ - ] doginventer 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 19:53:35 ago (+2/-0)

Shoulda known, darn Ruskies pulling stunts.
They leave us no option but WAR!

[ - ] Blackpowerwhitepowder 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 23:59:57 ago (+2/-0)

What a fucking moron.

[ - ] canbot 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 20:07:33 ago (+2/-0)

Russian ballistic missile test.

[ - ] ghostofvoatspast 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 19:35:12 ago (+3/-1)

What happened?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 20:02:37 ago (+2/-0)

He lived.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 07:29:26 ago (+1/-0)

Technically isn't this "van around a man" since he was stationary?

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 08:53:19 ago (+1/-0)

Ooh, you sneaky devil you!

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 03:26:09 ago (+1/-0)

It was an ad for coffee. Remember that feeling you get?

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 02:55:15 ago (+1/-0)

In Russia, Helmet take you for ride ....

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 22:52:07 ago (+1/-0)

Holy fuck

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 22:11:34 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] 1_h8_J3ws 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 22:02:45 ago (+1/-0)

WHAT THE FUCK!! 😂 I DID NOT EXPECT THAT. THERE WAS NO INDICATION THIS WAS SOME CRAZY GoPro stunt attempt. I should have known that's a normal thing now.