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My family and I have COVID-19, AMA!

submitted by Cunt to AMA 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 06:51:48 ago (+14/-3)     (AMA)

Actually no idea if the 1 year old got it as she had no symptoms. The older one did, and so did I. Husband had to get a test for work, which he is now off from.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 06:58:28 ago (+6/-0)

Did you are dead?

[ - ] Cunt [op] 4 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 07:12:49 ago (+4/-0)

Not yet. Probably the second wave of illness incoming will kill me. COVID is super deadly so any day now... it will kill me in the next 60-80 years for sure.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 07:57:41 ago (+2/-0)

Rest in Power qween

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 09:35:45 ago (+4/-0)

All your COVID dead are belong to us.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 17:46:12 ago (+1/-0)

It was actually really bad for two days with extreme fatigue and body aches, than a day and a bit of realising why the great toilet paper shortage and now a tickle in my throat and some sneezing and a little dizzy every now and then.

Hardly worth shutting down the world economy for.

[ - ] voater 5 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 09:54:50 ago (+5/-0)

Wear a mask before you post here, ffs so selfish

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 17:07:09 ago (+1/-0)

agree.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 17:27:46 ago (+1/-0)

I will go get three.... I have a masquerade mask s catwomab nasty and a gimp mask, will that do?

[ - ] Formula350 4 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 09:08:33 ago (+4/-0)

My wife is vac and boosted for her job as a LPN. Myself and my daughter are pure bloods. She caught COVID 3 weeks ago. We live in a small home 1200 sq ft. Neither I nor my daughter contracted it. I tried I would lick her spoon after she ate, kissed as much as she would let me. But no avail I am still 110% healthy. What’s the problem with me?

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 17:06:39 ago (+1/-0)

the problem, bro, is you're f..king nuts!

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 17:40:50 ago (+0/-0)

You are too healthy. I am older and a lot less healthy than I used to be and I have had so much sleep debt I am almost sleep bankrupt. My husband is sick a lot.

I don't understand my daughter though she normally has an excellent immune system and it knocked her around for three days, two of which she sleep for most of.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 22:09:23 ago (+0/-0)

Eww old hag

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck -1 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 09:38:50 ago (+1/-2)

I tried I would lick her spoon after she ate, kissed as much as she would let me. But no avail I am still 110% healthy. What’s the problem with me?

Have you sucked a nigger's cock; let a jew fuck you in the ass? To be truly accepted into the COVID cult you need to acknowledge your White patriarchy privilege and demean yourself until you become subhuman.

[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 07:28:20 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 08:03:54 ago (+1/-0)

My husband was given the elusive Rapid Antigen Test kits by his work and told to test because he spent a day coughing at work. He tested positive. Aside from the baby we all have been a bit ill.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 10:13:14 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 17:43:13 ago (+0/-0)

My husbands work got annoyed at him for coughing and gave me Rapid Antigen Test kits and told me to use them and they came up positive.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 10:01:50 ago (+2/-0)

are you coughing on vaxxed people?

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 17:26:34 ago (+1/-0)

I couldn't find the synagogue.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 09:47:53 ago (+2/-0)

Hope all works out for your wife. sorry to hear that she had both the vax and the covid! sister is a nurse, so my sympathies for your wife being forced into the vax.

We all got it about 3 months ago (or so...). I got symptoms first, then the next day the wife and son came down with symptoms. everyone under 10 years old in our household didn't show symptoms at all, and we didn't even try to isolate from each other.
son is 12, and his symptoms lasted less than 24 hours. wife and I had strong symptoms for about 7 days. we took the horse-paste ivermectin and boy did that work! I had symptoms on the first night that were pretty strong, and the next morning started the ivermectin, and the symptoms literally were cut in half.

[ - ] breh 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 10:12:45 ago (+1/-0)*

Strange question, after the horse paste, did you experience any - shrinkage? I have read.that if you don't take Alpha Lipoic Acid along with Ivermectin it sometimes causes a lessening of sperm motility and a "contraction" of the testes/penor. Sometimes lasting for a month after use, or longer, or forever.
I am not sure if it is just misinfo to scare people away from a cure or if this cure was originally "promoted" because of these effects.
Edit: Source: https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/and.12891

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 10:35:08 ago (+2/-0)

no, there was no shrinkage problem :)
can't say anything about sperm count, but I got 4 kids already and the wife has clearly stated she is done ;)
I would call BS on the shirnkage/sperm count deal, as ivermectin has been in wide use in most of Africa for decades, and their population is growing.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 17:35:17 ago (+0/-0)

No, you are confused. I am the wife. And my husband is double dose "vaccinated".

The youngest faired the best. She had a molar come through too but a only had a temp for a couple of hours and that's it.

I put it down mainly to her still being breastfed though.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 17:38:21 ago (+1/-0)

No, you are confused.

yeah, sorry ;)
anyway, our 1.5 y.o. had a minor fever as well, but it's really hard to tell when they are that age what is the real culpirt.

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 09:42:45 ago (+2/-0)

Why do you trust the tests? What evidence do you have there is some special thing called covid and not just the flu?

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 17:36:35 ago (+0/-0)

I don't and none. My husbands work does though so he is home for a week, I thought I might at least get some upvoats for it.

[ - ] Yargiyankooli -1 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 09:43:34 ago (+0/-1)

Follow up, is you husband a fag for taking the test?

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 17:49:08 ago (+0/-0)

He's just a wage slave, give him a break. He's supporting three moochers.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 09:09:40 ago (+2/-0)

You can get $750 if you test positive and forced to take time from work.

Make sure you get it. Accelerate!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 14:44:46 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 17:51:37 ago (+0/-0)

Search "Pandemic Leave Disaster Payment" on centerlink I mean Services Australia website.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 17:37:36 ago (+0/-0)

I looked into but we aren't eligible. So I didn't test. I was so keen for more helicopter money.

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 18:36:34 ago (+0/-0)

Are you sure? If your husband has to take time off he should be eligible.

Everyone else is enriching themselves from this almighty scam, make sure you get some as well! (This explains the long ass testing queues and RAT test hysteria.)

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 22:07:19 ago (+0/-0)

Why are you such a cunt?

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 13:38:56 ago (+0/-0)

It's a long story, but it's mostly my parents fault.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 14:00:34 ago (+0/-0)

It’s always the parents’ fault, innit

Grow a pair, and start taking responsibility for your own cuntiness.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 17:10:25 ago (+1/-0)

Sorry to hear that. Keep us informed as the unvaxxed, non-mask wearing covid deniers here might get the message that the covid can be a serious, deadly serious even, affliction.

[ - ] Infearmal 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 12:26:58 ago (+1/-0)

How do you know if you got the actual coof and not a normal cough since both kind of tests aren't fiable and turn positive to any flue ?

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 17:24:09 ago (+0/-0)

Is there is even an actual coof? We will never know as we don't have a lab to tell us. Officialy we have it. Or at least official my husband has it.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 12:21:13 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 17:25:34 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks, it was like a man-flu for a couple of days which I've never experienced before but we are all fairly good now.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 10:46:07 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 17:26:01 ago (+1/-0)

Because you love trannies?

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 08:38:54 ago (+1/-0)

99.97% survival rate, I hope you survive @Cunt.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 10:47:54 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 17:41:27 ago (+0/-0)

Knowing my luck I'll wake up dead soon.

[ - ] GhostCow 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 18:36:25 ago (+0/-0)

I might have it right now. Guy at work tested positive a week ago and I've been pretty sick for the last two days. The tests are bullshit though so who knows. He said he could still smell and taste so I wonder if it's covid.

Personally I'm experiencing soreness, lack of strength, and smoking cigarettes is painful enough that I'll have to cut down majorly until this is over.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 21:40:12 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah apparently the lack of taste and smell isn't a thing anymore? My first symptom was coke tasting like is had a chemical cleaner in it. But everything else tastes fine.

Look out for the shits! Hope you're feeling better soon.

[ - ] mongre 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 07:48:14 ago (+2/-2)

I have a question...How did you get so stupid?

[ - ] Cunt [op] 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 08:05:07 ago (+2/-0)

All the maskless, unvaxxed non-QRing did it.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 17:42:05 ago (+1/-0)

Have babies! They kill a lot of brain matter and reduce its functionality!