You're doing it wrong - Upgoat

I'm not even surprised. I've heard some crazy shit from females.
I knew one who legitimately thought she'd get pregnant if cum got in her belly button.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 21:25:45 ago (+2/-2)

Let's hope she was wrong! Sounds like something @postwallhelena would think with her pseudoscientific ass.

[ + ] SulemanSeinfeld

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 21:51:11 ago (+1/-0)

She was a friend of a chick I used to date. She was super naive about that kind of stuff. I used to love talking to her, it was amazing.
I think she's a nurse with three kids nowadays. Crazy world man.

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 17, 2022 00:21:07 ago (+2/-0)

Sounds like she figured out where the cum goes.

[ + ] 2Drunk

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 17, 2022 06:51:30 ago (+1/-0)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gJDcoqrh1ac

[ + ] SulemanSeinfeld

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 17, 2022 15:01:08 ago (+0/-0)

I've never seen that flick. I should check it out.

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 21:00:34 ago (+3/-0)

WHAT

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 20:58:34 ago (+3/-0)

Uh, fucking what?
https://youtu.be/t2Fp32UlpuI

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 23:21:54 ago (+4/-0)

its a fucking tranny

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 23:50:36 ago (+2/-0)

Oh that explains everything.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 22:29:52 ago (+2/-0)

I keep telling people that just because somebody looks like you don't assume they're human. The Apocalypse is going to reveal many wild and crazy things.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 21:33:54 ago (+2/-0)

So they aren't the same species after all!

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 22:30:34 ago (+1/-0)

There are many species of "people" we interact with every day.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 21:40:30 ago (+1/-0)

10yrold poster.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 21:33:02 ago (+1/-0)

thats a fukn nigger tranny

[ - ] natehiggers 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 21:10:11 ago (+1/-0)

https://c.tenor.com/Xcf-GCKLH04AAAAC/wtf-meme.gif

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 21:16:05 ago (+2/-0)

Imagine how many times this bitch thinks she was fucked in her shit hole. This cunt probably has kids, and she probably shit giving birth. Put yourself in the mind of someone that thinks like that and go take a fucking shower. This is so wrong it makes me angry.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 17, 2022 03:08:22 ago (+0/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMfMELK4bjc

Do NOT Bing `piss out my ass`!

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