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she "discovered" it.

submitted by big_fat_dangus to femcels 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 08:52:17 ago (+29/-0)     (a.pomf.cat)

https://a.pomf.cat/oghodw.jpg

lol @ coping roasties ITT.

@postwallhelena


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[ - ] ForgottenMemes 9 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 09:46:25 ago (+9/-0)

gross

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 11:55:21 ago (+5/-0)

She looks like a filthy mexican whore

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 12:00:14 ago (+2/-0)

Is that a hint of jealousy I detect?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 13:21:43 ago (+1/-0)

Why? Do you find her attractive?

[ - ] fightknightHERO 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 12:08:50 ago (+4/-0)

bitch looks unfuckable

probably gangbangs niggers

[ - ] CHIRO 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 09:05:06 ago (+4/-0)

It used to be the threat of sending your children to university was the other students of the same age. The Greek system, right.

Now the faculties are the biggest threats at American colleges.

Yeah white father of a daughter...send your little girl to uni. Let her be mentored by the eminent female professor. Did we mention her favorite form of recreation is sex clubs? See you at Christmas, dad!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 09:11:23 ago (+1/-2)

I knew this one would bring out the roastie copes.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 10:40:31 ago (+3/-0)

Look at me! I want attention! Men will give me attention if I let them fuck me! I feel like a celebrity with all the dicks in my face!

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 12:07:47 ago (+2/-0)

Not even with a rented dick

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 09:01:18 ago (+2/-0)

https://danahumphrey.com/mystory/

Seems like a nice Amish girl dangus, leave her be.

[ - ] CHIRO 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 09:08:13 ago (+3/-0)

“I did all the tv segments in the world, seeking validation from the outside world. Until I learned to self-validate… Now I live in the magic of self-love and self-approval!”

-Dana Humphrey

Read another way: I totally abandoned the natural order and deluded myself into believing everything is fine if you just self-validate it.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 10:41:49 ago (+2/-0)

I read it as. "I wasn't getting enough attention, so I found another way to get attention!"

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 10:18:12 ago (+1/-0)

It's the epitome of a jew grifter. Did you check out the shit it's selling in the "shop"?

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 10:27:30 ago (+2/-0)

For $21 she will sell you a shell, a stick, and a lighter! What a bargain!

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 10:50:45 ago (+0/-0)

Does she sell a silicone replica of those moles on her face?

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 10:35:43 ago (+2/-0)

$30 for a magic wand is a steal. Just ask any student of Hogwarts.

This person teaches at a university. Unreal.

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 10:54:16 ago (+1/-0)

A bedazzled stick for $30.

I couldn't live with myself.

[ - ] Incanus 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 12:29:04 ago (+2/-0)*

I'm trying to make this sentence mean something, but it just comes nullifies itself:
I no longer parent my parents, but I have stepped into being a daughter with them.

no surprise that she's hit the wall at 40 and after whoring herself out, is in one final ditch before it's all over.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 19:43:49 ago (+0/-0)

She's ugly and that is the BEST "they" can do for a model of their thingy? WHo would WANT to "polyamour" with her?

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 16, 2022 10:12:37 ago (+0/-0)

“My life was in a rut until I discovered polyamory, now my life is more like a deep pit!”