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This guy reportedly kept a french fry in his mouth for the entire 1.5 hr flight so he wouldn’t have to wear a mask 😂😂 LEGEND!

submitted by deleted to based_department 3.4 yearsJan 15, 2022 12:00:53 ago (+34/-0)     (based_department)

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[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 4 points 3.4 yearsJan 15, 2022 12:09:39 ago (+4/-0)

It's sad that anyone is even resorting t doing these grade school gotcha tactics. I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU!

[ - ] jewsbadnews 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 15, 2022 15:47:46 ago (+1/-0)

Got to use stupid logic to fight stupid logic. I would have just threatened to take down the plan though.

[ - ] drhitler 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 15, 2022 23:47:47 ago (+1/-0)

they need a round of "stop punching yourself"

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 15, 2022 13:54:59 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, an adult would have used a sucker or a candy cane. Though by the rules, gum should count too since chewing is a series of repetitive bites.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 16, 2022 14:00:36 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Deathstalker 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 15, 2022 20:15:13 ago (+2/-0)

Sir could you finish your meal?

If I rush I could choke and die.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 15, 2022 13:00:37 ago (+2/-0)

Hahahaha!

[ - ] fightknightHERO 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 16, 2022 00:15:13 ago (+0/-0)

I literally do the same thing but with a can of redbull

no one tells me jack in the jewpermarket because i'm still technically drinking (in slow, witty sips ;)

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 15, 2022 18:25:49 ago (+0/-0)

That's actually a good idea!

The Japanese make these really realistic plastic food dishes. They put them in the window of the restaurant to advertise what they make. And they look like the real thing.
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=japanese+fake+food&t=brave&iax=images&ia=images

I wonder if I can buy 1 french fry and walk around with it hanging out of my mouth like a cigarette.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 -3 points 3.4 yearsJan 15, 2022 14:05:30 ago (+0/-3)

I wonder how much saliva he had to swallow? Did he get sick from that? Imagine even having to swallow your OWN saliva. makes you sick doesn't it?

[ - ] jewsbadnews 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 15, 2022 15:51:14 ago (+1/-0)

Uh, we naturally swallow our own saliva 24/7.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 16, 2022 14:01:46 ago (+0/-0)

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