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Vaccine card

submitted by MadJack to whatever 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 23:18:53 ago (+7/-0)     (whatever)

VACCINATION CARD
Hello.
-Hi, table for two, please.
-Sure, and your name.
-Cody.
-Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
-Hmmm well first..Can you tell us who our server will be?
-Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight.
-Great. Can you show us Brad's vaccination card?
-Um...
-And also, can you provide me with proof that Brad is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases? Same for you and the kitchen staff.
-Um...
-Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc, so if you could provide us with Brad's most recent tox screen, that would be great. Matter of fact, imma need to see all of your employees medical history.
-Um... Let me get the manager for you.
-That would be great, thanks. Make sure they have their vax card and medical records please.

Here’s the thing, nobody needs restaurants. And other places. But they need us. Start standing your ground.



6 comments block


[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 23:46:38 ago (+4/-0)

Fuck the shot
Fuck the card
Fuck the paranoia

[ - ] fightknightHERO 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2022 01:46:07 ago (+2/-0)

Resturants in my Arena already capitulated

there was this very fancy Italian (high end) restaurant
at first they were "Vax" only

then after a few months of rough business they finally caved in and opened the Patio for the unvaxxed (or those who hasn't renew'ed their good goy cards)

the Patio is always crowded so you know that even the soy dumplings of the upper class aren't being that suicidal with their blood

as always i don't do restaurants very often because if i actually put some effort into it, i can cook better than most restaurants

though much like most people, folk go to restaurant to be served
not to be peppered by mask faggots about good-goy passes

[ - ] Aze 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2022 01:27:45 ago (+1/-0)

I'm sure this will work, and you won't instantly be asked to leave.

If only it was so simple.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2022 07:54:13 ago (+0/-0)

You will be asked to leave. Just plan for it and make it a stop on your way to a take-out only place that doesn't require bullshit.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 23:28:58 ago (+2/-1)

Nice pasta.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2022 04:31:05 ago (+0/-0)

Most important question is whether they have a diverse staff. That's a show-stopper.