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The vaxxies are coming for me boys. How do I get a fake vax status card?

submitted by scoopadoop to TellUpgoat 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 10:47:02 ago (+6/-2)     (TellUpgoat)



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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 7 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 10:51:23 ago (+7/-0)

Counter their offer with lead injections. Stand your ground.

[ - ] Flabbygasted 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 11:08:17 ago (+5/-0)

Quit being a pussy. They don't own you.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 11:46:37 ago (+4/-0)

Why bother? Get a another job.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2022 07:34:40 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] Yargiyankooli 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 13:02:51 ago (+2/-0)

Only faggots who need permission to exist use fakes. Just say no like a man

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 13:00:27 ago (+2/-0)

If you even fake it you’re still playing their game and not standing your ground. You’ll take the mark.

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 13:02:06 ago (+1/-0)

I would argue that faking it IS taking the mark. Just a roundabout way of doing it. OP is a faggot.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 12:51:44 ago (+1/-0)

Show them something. "Watch this". PRoceed to do something. They're impressed, they leave.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 13:01:08 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 14:07:15 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 15:32:44 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 20:07:36 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 19:11:37 ago (+0/-0)

get someone homeless to get a shot for you, they dont need to give ID they just have to take their word for it.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 17:57:18 ago (+0/-0)

Is it job or government?

If it's a job thing,remind them that it's illegal and you will not only quit but also sue their asses off. Get a lawyer.

If it's government,you can try the lawyer thing but you're basically asking criminals to obey the law. GTFO and find some frens who will hide you. You can do odd jobs and manual labor til this blows over or becomes full scale revolt.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 17:12:51 ago (+0/-0)

pay a hobo

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 14:05:08 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 12:23:23 ago (+0/-0)

I know in eastern Europe... especially Bulgaria you can get fake jabbed for £100

[ - ] Cantaloupe -1 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 11:50:00 ago (+0/-1)

Some do the following

Check for a Dr you can payoff, or clinic in the hood.

Or get a fake with someone else's photo ID, and cash, have them take the shot recorded against your ID, and then get a real card.

This might buy you some time, then find another job and quit.