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9 year old boy defeats "professional" chess wahmen

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 02:42:29 ago (+30/-3)     (www.youtube.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS3RauXJzBA



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[ - ] Kozel 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 03:12:36 ago (+2/-0)

Chin diaper jew on the right.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 14:51:02 ago (+0/-0)

Is that the dad?

[ - ] 3Whuurs 12 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 03:24:09 ago (+12/-0)

Just be glad she’s doing something noble instead of twerking for a room full of kangs

[ - ] Trumpman1488 8 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 06:41:52 ago (+8/-0)

If an attractive girl likes playing chess you wife her, you're not going to do better.

[ - ] OriginalGoat 6 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 09:52:49 ago (+6/-0)

What about an attractive girl that likes doing dishes, keeps the house in order and rears children? Seems better.

[ - ] SpankmeTankMe 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 09:54:10 ago (+2/-0)

Why not both?

[ - ] OriginalGoat 4 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 09:56:35 ago (+4/-0)

both would be best.
Good -chess wife
Better - actual wife
Best - chess playing actual wife

[ - ] SpankmeTankMe 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 10:24:28 ago (+0/-0)

I need to teach my wife to play chess now.

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 12:47:30 ago (+1/-0)

I had an attractive girl who liked playing chess with me. She claimed she'd been trained by a grand master. I beat her after our 3rd game. She never played with me again.

Wifing her would have been a huge mistake.

[ - ] rage 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 10:51:20 ago (+1/-1)

If an attractive girl likes playing chess you wife her, you're not going to do better.

Terribly ignorant advice.

Regardless of what activity an attractive girl does, if you wife ANY streamer of ANY kind, you're gonna have a bad time.

ALL VALIDATION WHORES ARE WHORES.

[ - ] Blackpowerwhitepowder 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 11:49:23 ago (+0/-0)

Do you have a wife?

[ - ] rage 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 12:04:07 ago (+0/-0)

Does your wife stream?

[ - ] AOUsYamaka 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 05:55:58 ago (+1/-0)

Not impressed.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 06:56:19 ago (+0/-0)

Go fuck yourself.

[ - ] AOUsYamaka 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 17:57:28 ago (+1/-0)

I’m not Aou bro, just his head gear, I’ll pass it along to him.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 06:50:05 ago (+1/-0)

This is great, but she let her guard down.

E: The chick will kill everyone on this site.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 06:55:55 ago (+0/-0)

She allowed touch move to her disadvantage.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 06:59:34 ago (+1/-0)

Dangus, great that you put this up.

[ - ] boxslowly 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 07:39:23 ago (+0/-0)

It happens, bet both of them could beat me in Chess.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 09:07:29 ago (+0/-0)

Kid needs to work on his poker face. I wonder if she would do better if she shut the fuck up or if she just runs a few strategies she has memorized.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 09:10:53 ago (+1/-0)

From what I can tell she lost because she made a key mistake while flapping her yap. You can hear her talking about it at one point.

[ - ] OriginalGoat 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 09:55:46 ago (+0/-0)

DEFEATED A WOMAN

Some mid-tier chess player just decided to become a tranny so they can top the world and defeat this kid, claiming their rightful spot as the best woman in chess.

Side thought: It'd be funny if they stopped calling categories in sports and competitions Men and Women and started calling them "Born with Penis" "Born without Penis" because there's really no confusing those categories.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 10:40:33 ago (+0/-0)

She usually shows up in some mini-skirt and takes on old guys in the park. And being an old guy, some young girl comes puts her bush in my face and shows an interest in what I am doing, Ill giver her the time.

[ - ] fnbs 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 12:01:07 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine the bad body order in that room with the nerd herd pajeets as an audience

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 12:30:54 ago (+2/-1)

Girls are dumb.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 12:57:06 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 13:46:01 ago (+0/-0)

What was that thing doing, auto-scrolling and displaying comments from her fans watching?

Maybe an AI subsytem feeding her possible moves. It's a thing you have to worry about online, and now, with "smart"phones, in real life as well.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 14:49:57 ago (+0/-1)

I think this kid is a jew.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 15:26:45 ago (+0/-0)

This is your weakest cope yet.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 16:25:47 ago (+0/-0)

I take it back. I think he is part sand nigger. His name is Kai Hanache. You can hear his dad has some sort of accent. Didn’t sound white to me.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 16:27:44 ago (+0/-0)

And? Point is he easily beat the attention whore roastie.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 21, 2022 20:27:43 ago (+0/-0)

"streamer"

Know nothing about chess though