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What would you do if...

submitted by Lagmonster to AskUpgoat 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 23:39:14 ago (+5/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

You're over at a girls place and she is really hot and into you. You had a few drinks and need to relieve yourself so you use her restroom. You look at the toilet and notice a shit stain in the bowl. What do?


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[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2022 15:04:29 ago (+0/-0)

Pick it off, carefully wrap it up in toilet paper, then save it for later

[ - ] rage 8 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 23:53:04 ago (+8/-0)

Assert your dominance by leaving a bigger stain.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 00:37:42 ago (+2/-0)

Lmao EXACTLY!
The second yo7 stepped in the bathroom she’s going to blame you for her stain anyway, so you may as well make a mans stain so she doesn’t think you’re gross AND a pussy.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 00:58:12 ago (+1/-1)

Well,some of us aren't Neanderthals,you pigbrain cheesedick.

[ - ] xmasskull 7 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 23:46:01 ago (+7/-0)

Piss it off,literally piss as hard as I fucking can and try to dislodge shitstain,then count my lucky stars that it wasn't a tampoon.

[ - ] 2Drunk 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 23:56:10 ago (+4/-0)

The tampon is stuck on the wall. Trust me, I was a janitor in a harbor and had to clean the restrooms. I have stories.......

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 00:12:13 ago (+3/-0)

You should write a book,The Official Book of Poo,and how to Handle it.You would make a fortune.

[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 00:50:11 ago (+3/-0)

Poo, blood, and god know what everywhere. Occasionally we ran out of paper and there were smears... Also the smells.... The end!

[ - ] enormousatom 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 09:18:08 ago (+1/-0)

It's called being a poop-chipper.

[ - ] binrobinrro 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 13:26:24 ago (+0/-0)

Why would she keep a black kid in her toilet?

[ - ] GOATMAN 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 16:20:53 ago (+1/-0)

Where else are you going to keep it?