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I think I might be spending too much time here

submitted by scoopadoop to TellUpgoat 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 15:57:20 ago (+37/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Today my girlfriend informed me that I was talking in my sleep last night.

She didn't hear most of what I said, but she told me that last thing I said was very clear.

Niggers. I said "niggers" in my sleep.


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[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2022 20:39:39 ago (+0/-0)

I don't see where the issue is

[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2022 20:25:21 ago (+0/-0)

So did that win you more pussy...or a pussy ban?!

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2022 19:43:00 ago (+0/-0)

When you truly wake up you will start saying nigger and jew in public

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 18 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 16:56:49 ago (+18/-0)

You should start saying niggers in your awake, too.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 22:29:04 ago (+3/-0)

Especially with your "outside voice", and in public venues.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 16:37:58 ago (+8/-0)

Ha, my wife woke up one night. Told me I was singing Erika in my sleep, in German.
I don't speak German.

[ - ] youregay 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 17:20:24 ago (+4/-1)

Bullshit.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 17:48:53 ago (+8/-0)

Oh noes, somebody on the internet doesn't believe me.

[ - ] youregay -1 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 20:38:49 ago (+2/-3)

You mean believing that you're speaking a different language in your sleep? Yeah you're full of shit. The faggots on this site will support your faggotry though. Sure you have the high ground. LMFAO!!!!! Be more fake and gay. Wait. I guess you can't.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 22:00:17 ago (+1/-0)

The funniest part is that he isn't even married.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 22:29:56 ago (+1/-0)

Or into women!

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 23:07:26 ago (+1/-0)

He probably lives with some jewish guy.

[ - ] CHIRO 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 20:03:54 ago (+5/-0)

Can I just say I love the way you shit up this site? Spending so much time here trying to redecorate. I applaud the effort and not so much your taste. Your thoughts are nigger-tier, but are fuel for me to better appreciate my own mediocre intellect. I hope you get every vaccine and die so that your mystique simply grows and grows. Do it. Become a legend.

[ - ] youregay -2 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 20:34:04 ago (+0/-2)

As if that response isn't nigger tier. LMFAO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You are literally retarded.

[ - ] CHIRO 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 00:03:20 ago (+4/-0)

He's laughing in all caps. He's won, folks. What a jolly man. Can't say I appreciate the retard comment though. Nigger.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 21:42:30 ago (+1/-0)

Your wife's just mad you're singing about Erika in your sleep

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2022 07:57:37 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Typhoon8 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2022 10:19:54 ago (+0/-0)

Tell her 'It wasn't me'

https://youtu.be/T_x6QmuJdms

[ - ] Jiggggg 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 20:00:47 ago (+4/-0)

The other day I was telling someone that Bob Saget died, and I accidentally called him Bob Faggot, and I immediately knew it was a direct result of hanging out for so many years with you faggots

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 16:47:40 ago (+1/-0)

I immediately knew it was a direct result of hanging out for so many years with you Sagets

ftfy

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2022 22:44:45 ago (+1/-0)

You guys are a bunch of niggerSagets

[ - ] Typhoon8 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 16:01:42 ago (+3/-0)

You need to de-stress, goat. Take a vacation to a Red State.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 16:51:52 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 17:21:15 ago (+3/-0)

There are tons of niggers in florida. You see them everywhere too. Its almost like niggers cant help but just wander around.

[ - ] MaryXmas 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 18:32:10 ago (+4/-0)

Where are they going to go... work?

[ - ] Jiggggg 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 20:03:16 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 21:48:38 ago (+1/-0)

they walk around with a phone stuck to their head like theyre on the most important call ever.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 22:31:21 ago (+1/-0)

Pimpin' ain't easy....

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 18:20:15 ago (+1/-0)

Which one of those becomes the black ethnostate that we send the uncle toms to after the race war?

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 22:33:18 ago (+2/-0)

If a black ethnostate exists anywhere but Africa then the war is not over.

[ - ] Ironcrusader88 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 22:34:12 ago (+1/-0)

Probably some combination of the counties in the black belt in the south along with some stragglers like in parts of Chicago, Detroit, LA, Harlem, Philadelphia, Newark, Baltimore, DC, and Buffalo. The north I’ve noticed is heavily niggerized but they’re mainly contained in the inner cities for the most part because realtors and landlords intentionally rise the prices too where they can’t afford it or they don’t want them because they KNOW not to have them come there or it will ruin their businesses or worse the properties thus destroying the neighborhood prices thus more muds will flood in. My mostly White town has very few of them but I still keep my eye on them just in case especially in this political climate.

[ - ] derpfroot 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 18:06:33 ago (+0/-0)

O'Sullivan's Law....unfortunately.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 18:28:28 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 16:45:46 ago (+2/-0)

Tell her she was dreaming

[ - ] 9000timesempty 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 16:18:42 ago (+1/-0)

I find myself opening voat any chance.

I need my fix of confirmation that the world is going to burn.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 16:20:12 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] youregay -3 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 17:21:17 ago (+0/-3)

Holy shit voaters are retards

[ - ] jqueso 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 18:12:55 ago (+1/-0)

ur moms retarded

[ - ] youregay 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 18:37:45 ago (+0/-0)

Holy shit. Good comeback. Not even sure how to respond to that in a way you would understand. Go back to Africa.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 18:57:07 ago (+2/-1)

Holy shit. You like to say holy shit alot.

Hello, rabbi peensuckerstein!

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 22:34:44 ago (+0/-0)

Did your mom have any kids that lived?

[ - ] scoopadoop [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 00:26:47 ago (+0/-0)

what does that make you?

[ - ] youregay 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 01:53:09 ago (+0/-0)

Observant

[ - ] scoopadoop [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 10:48:38 ago (+0/-0)

you are here with us. you are one of us.

ONE OF US ONE OF US GOOBLE GOBBLES GOOBLE GOBBLES

[ - ] youregay 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 11:09:45 ago (+0/-0)

My favorite part of this thread is the fact that by getting offended by me insulting voat you are basically admitting voat is a hive-mind and that you are part of it. If you aren't offended you most likely are outside of that hive-mind.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 05:34:35 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] back_of_the_oven 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2022 00:50:54 ago (+0/-0)

You have a problem if you’re burning coal in your sleep

[ - ] Lazybutler 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 22:30:39 ago (+0/-0)

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt
Erika!!!

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 21:18:30 ago (+0/-0)

said niggers in my sleep

Literal nigger fatigue.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 18:30:27 ago (+0/-0)

Go spend an hour in a walmart and tell us it's our fault.

[ - ] Garrett 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 17:56:54 ago (+0/-0)

Good job nigger

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 17:38:15 ago (+0/-0)

I like to throw an occasional “niggers” in during the day

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 20:07:27 ago (+1/-0)

I say "nigger" to pretty much everyone I interact with outside of work. Had a great conversation about niggers with a gym buddy just earlier today. It's good to be surrounded with like-minded fellows

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 17:34:46 ago (+0/-0)

Nigger.

[ - ] youregay -3 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 17:19:59 ago (+0/-3)

You must be so proud. The programming is working.

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 20:09:13 ago (+1/-0)

Holy shit

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2022 21:03:57 ago (+1/-0)

Holy shit! I can't believe holy shit.

[ - ] youregay 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 04:46:57 ago (+0/-0)

It's awesome that I'm living rent free up there. Hahahaha!!!

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 13:41:46 ago (+0/-0)

What are you talking about?

[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 03:23:42 ago (+0/-0)

You must be soooo distraught....all the heaps of leftist indoctrination is failing to even make a dent here. Maybe a reddit-commie raiding party will convince us? Oh! Oh! I know! Howz about a joint Reddit/Raddle two prong blitzkrieg, with tactical support from Zucky Zoidberg's Special Forces (trained in verbal jewfu)?

[ - ] youregay 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2022 04:47:44 ago (+0/-0)

Awww. Did I hurt your feelings?