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Does anyone else LIKE getting a cold/flu?

submitted by IwuvU to AskUpgoat 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 16:18:31 ago (+9/-2)     (AskUpgoat)

I been working outside in the cold a lot like a man lately. Then a couple days ago I was yelling and hurt my throat. Well now I'm sick 🤢 100.9 fuck yeah.

I don't mind getting sick. I get to be a baby for a few days and everyone is nice to me. Dunno if it's the covid but if it is I will assume the reason I did not have more serious symptoms is because ~~of the vaccine~~ the vast majority of cases are so mild as to be asymptomatic and I'm fairly healthy. Oh and in the probably .00001% chance the covid gets me just know I was tired of all this bullshit anyways.

UPDATE: you know what, it's probably because I've been wearing a disgusting respirator in the cold while exerting energy for hours on end every day for the past 2.5 weeks. Damnit, masks assault health again!


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[ - ] ButtToucha9000 5 points 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 17:11:44 ago (+6/-1)

Weak. You're weak and looking for an excuse to be weak. If you want down time or off time don't lie or hope for some justification. Just take it.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 17:25:18 ago (+3/-0)

OP admitted up front that he isn't a man, but is instead "a lot like a man". OP is either a woman or a faggot.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 3 points 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 16:22:47 ago (+3/-0)

Working in the cold or walking around in the cold won't get you a cold\flu. It's just an old wives tale.

[ - ] IwuvU [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 16:40:17 ago (+0/-0)

oh so I'm just weak then? Is that what you're saying?

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 16:59:28 ago (+0/-0)

Not a bit. You picked up something somewhere. You have to get exposed by a virus of some sort.

[ - ] IwuvU [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 17:02:01 ago (+0/-0)

I was trying to be a fun guy but thank you for being so supportive.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 17:09:05 ago (+0/-0)

^5

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 17:12:14 ago (+0/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 21:07:56 ago (+0/-0)

Yes

[ - ] deleted -1 points 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 18:28:06 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 21:07:12 ago (+1/-0)

I used to like getting a cold because it always made me horny for some reason

[ - ] 7 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 20:55:03 ago (+1/-0)

You don't just "pick something up somewhere" This is your body fighting off all the toxins you have ingested. You get a fever to burn off the bad shit. You create the toxic environment for sickness to exist unless you went and did something really stupid like getting the disease injected into you disguised as the cure.
Clean up your eating. Stop eating out. Cut all GMO and pesticides. Stay out of the death factories AKA hospitals and cancel your health insurance so you can afford decent food. Filter your water and put the fucking sugar down.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 18:01:44 ago (+1/-0)

no? No one also takes care of me. My gf be like "Fuck you, take care of yourself"

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 21:09:30 ago (+1/-0)

Leave that bitch

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 17:41:10 ago (+1/-0)

I USED to TALK about liking it, BUT I forget the SICK feeling, just remembering the trippy fever-induced hallucinations and dreams. Which I'm REMINDED of EACH TIME I Get sick, which is NEVER now that I don't ALLOW people near me.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 19:08:58 ago (+2/-0)

I used to talk about how your caps make you look like a faggot. I'm reminded of each time I see your stupidity, that I don't care about what you think.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 17:23:55 ago (+1/-0)

a lot like a man

So, you're not a man, but instead just a lot like a man? Got it.

[ - ] Just_me 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 17:08:54 ago (+1/-0)

I wouldn't know, I keep working if needed

[ - ] crookedoldman 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 16:49:21 ago (+1/-0)

Regardless of the down time, I dislike and dread it. Although I've learned to accept getting sick, from time to time, is inevitable.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 16:29:28 ago (+1/-0)*

[ - ] Nein 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 23:17:00 ago (+0/-0)

Got COVID couple weeks ago. Best thing to ever happen to me.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 20:59:03 ago (+0/-0)

No one is nice to me when I’m sick, in fact everyone is harder on me.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 19:55:25 ago (+0/-0)

I don't care about your health

[ - ] IwuvU [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 12, 2022 20:57:12 ago (+0/-0)

Sorry, I was just trying to explain that because I was working for such a long amount of time in difficult conditions so most weaklings and haters can just skip this thread since it doesn't apply to them.