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Gold digger earns herself the ole' spicy clam surprise

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 16:44:34 ago (+42/-9)     (a.pomf.cat)

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[ - ] HughBriss 11 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 17:44:10 ago (+11/-0)

This is an urban legend that's been making the rounds for nearly 20 years. I first heard it on the Tom Leykis show about 15 years ago.

[ - ] natehiggers 7 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 16:46:23 ago (+7/-0)

Isn't Drake half nigger and half kike.

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 10 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 17:33:20 ago (+10/-0)

also a faggot

[ - ] Ironcrusader88 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 18:21:41 ago (+2/-0)

Yes same with don lemon, Eric Andre, jussie smolett, Trevor Noah, and Barack “Kang Nigger” Obama are all jiggers.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 18:58:45 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 20:57:28 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 6 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 17:55:20 ago (+6/-0)

In other news, niggers really dont go anywhere without hot sauce

[ - ] jewsbadnews 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2022 00:02:30 ago (+0/-0)

Hillary kills her opponents with "hotsauce".

[ - ] ModernGuilt 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 17:16:52 ago (+3/-0)

So is he going to get arrested for infanticide now that we are going to pretend, for this single incident, that life begins at ejaculation?

[ - ] JewNitedStates 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 17:17:41 ago (+2/-0)

Was the bitch ragging? Generally hot sauce is red. Did she just assume it was blood?
I mean, we all know it's bullshit. But c'mon nigger.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 17:21:03 ago (+3/-0)

Probably the huge cartoon dollar signs in her eyes clouded her vision. Who knows.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 17:32:31 ago (+1/-0)

This is fake... a nigger spreading rumors about his own muh dik and trying to deny all his children

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 17:13:31 ago (+2/-0)

Is hot sauce spermicidal?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 6 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 17:17:17 ago (+6/-0)

Dubious. Maybe if it's vinegar based. Besides, most condoms already contain spermicide. This dude just wanted to roast her pussy for trying to non consensually get herself pregnant.

[ - ] toobaditworks 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2022 04:44:48 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 19:44:06 ago (+1/-0)

If you're in college, don't put ghost pepper on your toothbrush and tell your roommate you used his to wipe your butt.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 20:08:39 ago (+0/-0)

nigger

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 18:58:50 ago (+0/-0)

wtf i love drake now

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 18:50:07 ago (+0/-0)

I've read this when 'they' named the "hot sauce"it was Tabasco.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry -3 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 18:52:16 ago (+0/-3)

Tabasco is not hot sauce.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 18:57:57 ago (+2/-0)

I didn't write the fucking joke,I'm saying that is what was said back in the day;Woody.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 -1 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 21:26:04 ago (+0/-1)

WHY does ANYONE want to bang a BLACK person?

[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2022 01:07:34 ago (+0/-0)*

The slogan 'Black Is Beautiful' has been in play since the hippy 60s, while Hollyweird has been pushing skunkape bestiality almost as long. Monkey dick is soooo trendy, 'givins its ups to da Black Man' is soooo cool, and every pussy has to take at least one load of jungle juice to claim it ain't RAYCISS. Then there's the peer pressure. Add in the fact that most bitches have the intelligence and maturity of a spoiled ten year old.