I call my dick the super spreader - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

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I call my dick the super spreader
submitted by IwuvU to TellUpgoat 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2022 23:07:23 ago (+4/-6) (TellUpgoat)

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2022 23:13:53 ago (+3/-0)

Jesus Christ, you're not supposed to use it make sandwiches.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2022 23:31:06 ago (+1/-0)

Using it to make peanut butter sandwiches is the only way he can get his dog to lick it.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 02:41:53 ago (+1/-0)

Oh, for fucks sake.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2022 23:08:34 ago (+2/-0)

Is that why women laugh and throw rocks at you?

[ - ] MasterAce 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 01:56:06 ago (+1/-0)

Interesting is it because it spreads legs or aids?

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2022 01:11:25 ago (+1/-0)

You should cull your dick.