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They wuz kangz

submitted by deleted to funny 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 21:46:00 ago (+34/-0)     (funny)

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[ - ] binrobinrro 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 12, 2022 14:29:45 ago (+0/-0)

In real life, they invented the stick.
Farm tools? Stick.
Weapon? Stick.
Musical instrument? Stick.
Building a house? Sticks.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 12:36:32 ago (+1/-0)

Invented everything but the wheel, a sail, or a written language.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 09:28:40 ago (+1/-0)

Isn't it AMAZING they don't even REALIZE (or care) how STUPID they ARE (look (appear to SMART people))?

[ - ] Splooge 4 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 03:55:02 ago (+4/-0)

This is one of my favorite "gotcha" lines when dealing with a nigger-lover:

"Wait a second. You mean to tell me... they have no idea who their fathers are... but managed to trace their lineage back thousands of years to the ancient Egyptians?"

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 01:36:36 ago (+2/-1)

Honestly we're not in an entirely dissimilar position. We've invented/built half the world and now we're letting it all slip away.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 00:53:57 ago (+3/-0)

Blacks calculating

Best example of a oxymoron I've seen in awhile

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 00:53:07 ago (+3/-0)

At the jews current rate of white genocide it will be whites in 2050 doing the same thing as niggerd run our jails jews run our country and whites are labeled terrorist and all weapons have been confiscated it will look similar to London today

[ - ] natehiggers 6 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 22:46:35 ago (+6/-0)

When your culture and history is limited to rap music, urban streetwear, and broken English and before that was thousands years of cannibalism, mud huts, and tribal dancing around a bonfire. So to back up your cultures false claims of superiority you falsely claim the Ancient Egyptians were niggers, effectively stealing their history and culture. Therefore maintaining the stereotypes that niggers are worthless and lazy thieves.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 5 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 22:32:07 ago (+5/-0)

Please don't refer to niggers as blacks , I find this highly offensive

[ - ] GrayDragon 8 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 22:31:48 ago (+8/-0)

More realistic calculations:

https://files.catbox.moe/jpfas0.jpeg

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 5 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 22:49:29 ago (+5/-0)

I love that these are expressions and have no answer.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 22:12:58 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 22:50:24 ago (+3/-0)

I think that is spelled with a "k", but I'm not an expert in nigger.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 23:54:27 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 23:59:47 ago (+2/-0)

CULTKHA

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 00:02:36 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] calx 6 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 22:01:52 ago (+6/-0)

But peanut butter and sheeeiiit!

[ - ] natehiggers 4 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 22:57:29 ago (+4/-0)

George Washington Carver was a notorious conman and liar, so much so that even other niggers distrusted him.

[ - ] calx 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 00:22:30 ago (+3/-0)

If the best you can do in this lifetime is peanut butter, I feel sorry for your soul.

[ - ] Shlarb123 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 8, 2022 01:22:21 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah for real, I feel like even an actual ape could make some halfway decent peanut butter if you tossed it some peanuts and a mallet.