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Found this at the gas station.

submitted by deleted to whatever 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 00:36:13 ago (+22/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 00:45:59 ago (+4/-0)

A tactical umbrella? In the sunshine state? Who the fuck are they marketing that to?

That thing has crouching tiger, hidden faggot written all over it. Please tell me you didn't buy that Chinese garbage.

I'm witholding my vote until I get an answer.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 23:17:05 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 05:13:49 ago (+2/-0)

I'm on the fence about this one. Somebody could grab the umbrella and control your hand. Maybe I could break the umbrella off pretty easily?

Anyhow, good find.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 10:33:43 ago (+1/-0)

If the umbrella is broken off you still have novelty knuckles, but you also now have jagged metal to poke somebody with.

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 01:14:42 ago (+2/-0)

In California this ASSAULT UMBRELLA will net the following outcomes:

If charged as a misdemeanor, the crime is punishable by:

imprisonment in the county jail for up to one year; and/or,
a maximum fine of $1,000.

If a PC 21810 violation is charged as a felony, the offense is punishable by:

imprisonment in a county jail for up to three years; and/or,
a maximum fine of $10,000.

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 01:23:53 ago (+2/-0)

The second amendment was pre assault umbrella!

They need to clamp down on this shit hard or people will think they have a right to self defence.

That's why big government has a monopoly on violence, torture, robbery, human trafficking and murder!

Because we would have people walking down crumbling roads with assault umbrella's thinking they are John fucking Wayne or something.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 04:57:57 ago (+1/-0)

Cheap china plastic has been around for years.
Hardly a weapon as you fantasize

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 11:29:38 ago (+0/-0)

but still, that plastic is hard

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 23:21:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] BranchThwap 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 22:09:21 ago (+0/-0)

This is the dumbest thing I've seen today. I imagine anyone that would use something like this doesn't have much behind the punch to begin with. This is how some lady, or soylette gets all their fingers broken when it's taken from them as the whole rest of the thing makes it easy to grab.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 15:43:46 ago (+0/-0)

You never know who'll you'll run into in a rain storm. Best to be ready in da hood. What are YOU doing in that part of town anyway?

[ - ] Gibsmoniesplz 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 12:52:43 ago (+0/-0)

I friggin love Casey's pizza

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 12:06:36 ago (+0/-0)

Niggers "find" things at the store. White people buy them.

Jk

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 11:28:42 ago (+0/-0)

Umbrellas suck.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 7, 2022 01:55:00 ago (+0/-0)

I prefer using fishing poles