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IS IT JUST ME?

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 3.4 yearsJan 5, 2022 22:57:22 ago (+6/-2)     (HDLunited)

Does anyone out there feel it dirty to have a dog lick their face after licking it's filthy nuts,or another dog's filthy nuts or after lapping it's own vomit?
Am I overreacting to my aversion to any animal that licks the shit from it's paws after leaving it's lump filled litter box?
Does a cat really have the ability to lick itself clean, clean to the point where it's normal to allow the cat to park it's ass on one's pillow or next to a newborn's face?
Am I being a nut for walking away from a dinner table where two cats were licking the butter? (What a fucking argument that was, I haven't talked to this couple for over 30 years now)
Or is it just me?
FYI....according to recent Rorschach test evaluations I'm considered as a clone of the "UNI BOMBER"....one of the ink blots could have been on a WANTED POSTER for Ted Kuzinsky.
Or am I normal?


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[ - ] Master_Foo 5 points 3.4 yearsJan 5, 2022 23:20:15 ago (+5/-0)

You must be a city kid.

Work on a ranch for a year. You'll look back at this and call yourself a little whiny bitch. There's a lot worse in store for you if you just do a little honest work.

There's no point in complaining about a dog's tongue after you've been elbow deep up a cows cunt. Oh, and the rookies get to handle the bulls. Good luck son!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 02:50:11 ago (+1/-0)

You are so far off with your perception of my nature, I was raised on a farm and butchered my first chicken at 10years old, I've slaughtered plenty of cows and pigs, had a trap line for 3 years and I've downed my share of moose...I see this animal love stuff as weakness. If a dog failed to keep the varmints and the wolves away then it was no good and offed, we were not allowed to make pets out of our animals and that was that...no city blood in me Spanky.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 04:16:45 ago (+0/-0)

So... why do you give a fuck about dog spit?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 07:46:28 ago (+0/-0)

Don't want dog spit on me, simple....a dog eats frozen shit out of a snow bank and the thawed fecal residue is smeared on it's chops and then it goes into the house to lick the family and then park it's ass on the kitchen floor underneath the table where it gets pet and fed and the shit mouth finds it's way to everyone's hands and eventually their food or whatever.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.4 yearsJan 5, 2022 23:00:07 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] MasterAce -1 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 00:31:00 ago (+0/-1)

Underrated comment

[ - ] beece 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 5, 2022 23:10:27 ago (+1/-0)

It's you. I don't let my dog lick my mouth, but it has reached over and licked the side of my face. NBD

[ - ] TurningTrident 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 00:03:56 ago (+2/-1)

The human is not supposed to mingle with the animal. That is how you find the global situation we have now.

[ - ] FinsterBaby 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 07:03:34 ago (+0/-0)

No it is not you dumb fuck. If you think "covid" came from a bat you have the intelligence of a nigger.

[ - ] localsal 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 5, 2022 23:00:15 ago (+1/-1)

Animals (obviously) have much different digestive/immune systems than humans, and some of the bacteria can be pretty dangerous to humans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcyJt0mySKc

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 5, 2022 23:02:15 ago (+1/-1)

dog tongue is nasty, cats are rather clean. My rip cat used to lick my head and it felt nice.

[ - ] allahead 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 03:21:27 ago (+1/-1)

Yeah I don't get it. I grew up farming and I have pets but parasites are real and so is fecal matter. I got a strong doo-doo aversion. If something smells dirty go with your instincts, your Creator gave you a sense of smell for a reason, don't ignore it.

[ - ] FinsterBaby 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 07:02:23 ago (+0/-0)

You have definitely like a man's asshole. I could tell.

[ - ] 3Whuurs -1 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 01:21:23 ago (+0/-1)

Cats are actually pretty clean but no animals on the table.
And never let an animal lick your face or hands.
A bit of common sense and you’ll find a balance, but 30 years for a cpl troglodytes letting animals feed off the table while you’re eating, isn’t long enough.