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[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 14:13:50 ago (+3/-0)

The origin story! HOW HE LOST HIS FACE!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 14:31:48 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 14:42:43 ago (+2/-0)

You dont tell me how to Frisbee and I won't tell you how to annoy everyone.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 15:02:19 ago (+1/-0)

thats a broken arm for sure

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 14:40:17 ago (+0/-0)

You said you wouldn't dox me!

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 15:27:00 ago (+0/-0)

I was drunk when I said that. Does it still count?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 14:44:32 ago (+0/-0)

This is about how I've imagined FO would end up. SAD!

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 15:12:44 ago (+0/-0)

Yet He thinks he's equal.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 16:32:35 ago (+0/-0)

Why are manhole covers round?

[ - ] Robhere 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 16:39:58 ago (+0/-0)

so they don't fall down the hole.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 17:06:31 ago (+0/-0)

Correct. Your prize is one day without jews! You will need to stay in bed with the covers pulled up over your head.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 20:22:59 ago (+0/-0)

So you're saying that if I have a hole, say 36" in diameter, and I put a 35.5" diameter round cover on it the cover won't go down the hole? Conversely, if I put a square cover 36.5" on each side over the hole it will go down the hole?

In job interviews they used to asked retarded questions like "Why are manhole covers round?", and I would respond: "Because the hole they're covering is round." (Here's the big secret: Almost every lid is the shape of the opening it is covering.)

The real question to ask is: Why is the sewer pipe round?

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 16:49:17 ago (+0/-0)

So you can make frisbees out of them?

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 17:05:07 ago (+0/-0)

Nope. So they can't fall in.

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 17:27:29 ago (+0/-0)

Are you suggesting that they are not to be used as Frisbees?

[ - ] JoesLegHair 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 5, 2022 00:02:32 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 5, 2022 11:09:06 ago (+0/-0)

I would argue that’s not a manhole, but I like to argue.

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 4, 2022 19:58:59 ago (+0/-0)

Ultimate frisbee is the most white sport in the world