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Human Soap Factory

submitted by Kozel to tinder 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 19:23:43 ago (+10/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] SirNiggsalot 6 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 19:29:59 ago (+6/-0)

Only a nigger would fuck that

[ - ] Kozel [op] 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 19:31:55 ago (+5/-0)

only if he needed a place to stay

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 01:17:01 ago (+2/-0)

I'd fuck it with your dick, SirNiggs. Ain't bringing that home to meet momma though. I can't take that kind of disappointment anymore.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 09:50:31 ago (+0/-0)

DOOOOD! You just gave me nightmares, even with his dick! 🤣

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 19:29:05 ago (+3/-0)

You could actually make soap out of that. Emaciated kikes, however? No. You'd need six million to put a single loaf together. I use to make soap for a living, and there's really only two ingredients. Fat and lye. Everything else is bells and whistles. Starving kikes have no fat. It's that simple. You'd get a little from the lips, but nowhere near enough.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 19:30:39 ago (+2/-0)

in your professional opinion how many hotel size mini soap bars can this hambeast produce?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 19:37:54 ago (+3/-0)

I'd say there's about a hundred pounds of fat. We used 32 pounds of an oil mix to make six loaves, ten bars per loaf. So the bars we made were easily four times the size of a hotel bar. I'm going err on the conservative side and say close to 800.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 06:00:34 ago (+1/-0)

I think you need to revise your starting weight of the fat upward

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 19:45:08 ago (+2/-0)

Who would want to wash anything with kike soap anyway?

When I wash something, it's because I want it to be cleaner, not gross.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 19:48:36 ago (+1/-0)

You render it down it's sterile. Kike fat could feasibly used to make soap and you'd never know the difference. Ivory soap is made with tallow, which is rendered beef fat.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 19:58:22 ago (+1/-0)

So is it the lye that keeps you from feeling greasy? Has to be.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 20:10:29 ago (+1/-0)

The lye eats some of the fat molecules and shits soap, which is hydrophobic. It basically encases whatever dirt or grim that needs cleaned off and makes it easier to rinse away. Lye is a very strong base, and it'll eat your skin off of you. I still have chemical burn scars from working there.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 20:03:03 ago (+1/-0)

I believe the "never know the difference" bit.

Even still, I can't envision a scenario where I'd knowingly choose it over something else. Seems kind of analogous to drinking purified sewage; give me the pepsi challenge and I may not be able to tell which was which and put them on the shelf next to one another and I'll buy the spring water.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 22:50:02 ago (+0/-0)

Soap is soap, do you know where yours cones from?

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 23:09:44 ago (+1/-0)

Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

Like I said, not disagreeing with the "never know the difference" bit. I just think kikes are gross and wouldn't want to use soap made of them.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 01:07:34 ago (+0/-0)

Hey, you and me both both brother. I wouldn't wash my feet with it. I'm just nerding out on a process I'm familiar with.

[ - ] PygmyGoat 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 02:26:12 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t use soap. I use detergents most of the time. Probably not as good for you but I don’t like the residue from soaps.

[ - ] FellowWhite 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 20:09:03 ago (+2/-0)

Looking for a hookup? Sorry, but whaling has been banned over here.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 20:43:22 ago (+0/-0)

We use to call it hoggin'. Back in my more degenerate days me and the boys would go out hoggin'and who got the biggest one didn't pay for drinks. Not like you gotta stay for breakfast.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 01:25:42 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 14:18:17 ago (+1/-0)

Oh that's great

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 10:01:12 ago (+1/-0)

Hoggin! Holy shit I haven't heard that in years! After my first divorce I did a fat chick. They do try harder no doubt, especially with their mouths but I wouldn't recommend that to a horny teenage boy, you have nightmares from that shit!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 14:17:39 ago (+0/-0)

Real shit, right?

[ - ] HomerChimpson 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 20:08:17 ago (+1/-0)

I'd imagine putting that on is like trying to stretch one of those lobster claw rubber bands over a basketball

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 01:18:17 ago (+0/-0)

my dick just crawled up my asshole. am i fag now?

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 02:36:40 ago (+0/-0)

no, you are counter fag. Now when a fag makes an attempt on your asshole your penis will emerge and defend it.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2022 12:49:36 ago (+0/-0)

I knew my penis was a hero.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 19:56:36 ago (+0/-0)

She has more Chins than a Chinese phone book.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 22:52:16 ago (+1/-0)

And she got more lips than a french phone book. Either way, she's nigger bait.

[ - ] natehiggers 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 19:54:00 ago (+0/-0)*

Man the harpoons