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The Monster Energy conspiracy

submitted by deleted to OLDbutGOLD 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 09:12:28 ago (+39/-5)     (OLDbutGOLD)

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[ - ] yesiknow 16 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 09:23:40 ago (+16/-0)

It's too bad that people will think she's crazy because they just don't know any better. Gematria is the number letter crap from hebrew that the Zohr and kaballah treats as Christians treat the cross. Vav; the number six is all important and is why the six million number means so fucking much to them. Fundamentalist nutjob jared kushner spent more than anyone ever did before for a new york building just because it had 666 as its address.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 20:03:37 ago (+0/-0)

I don't think she's crazy; just jumping at shadows. What does it even matter if "666" is hidden in the Monster logo? If the management or whatever of Monster is jewish just say so.

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 09:29:39 ago (+14/-15)

The Jews invented Christianity so people like this woman will spend all their time chasing their tails on useless shit conspiracies instead of destroying the Kikes like we are supposed to be doing.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 10:10:00 ago (+12/-4)

Dude you don't even know how gay you sound.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 16:05:44 ago (+2/-0)

He didnt sound that gay.

[ - ] Master_Foo -2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 10:17:11 ago (+11/-13)

Not nearly as gay as a Jew-Worshiping Christ-Cuck with a circumcized Jew-God cock in his mouth.

The only reason you give a shit about any of this is because a Jew told you to give a shit about it. So, stand up straight before you cast aspersions.

Your shit's tarded son.

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 4 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 10:44:43 ago (+4/-0)

yes, please don't throw asparagus at each other in here.

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 10:52:09 ago (+4/-5)

What do we do with race-traitors?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 13:11:41 ago (+1/-0)

We throw asparagus at them?

[ - ] Unreasonable 4 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 11:24:39 ago (+6/-2)

Circumcision isn’t a Christian thing. It’s a jew thing. Christ specifically denounces the practice. You should actually read what the Bible says.

[ - ] jewsbadnews 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 17:51:53 ago (+1/-1)

You must be wrong because the overwhelming majority of Christians and christian leaders agree with circumcision.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 19:01:08 ago (+2/-0)

the overwhelming majority of Christians and christian leaders agree with circumcision.
The overwhelming majority of Christians are lemmings that have never once looked in the the Bible, let alone read the entire thing.

"Christian" leaders tend to be like "Muslim" leaders, as in they're a bunch of kikes or crypto kikes.

[ - ] jewsbadnews -1 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 19:46:52 ago (+0/-1)

All the pastors and preachers In my town are white men.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 20:04:41 ago (+0/-0)

I've never heard anyone claim it's a Christian sacrament. At most, they fail to oppose it; not require it.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 3, 2022 08:53:56 ago (+0/-0)

In fairness, I'm willing to give them that one on the basis of the first letter to the corinthians:

https://www.biblehub.com/1_corinthians/7-19.htm

Basically the early church decided circumcision was irrelevant to christianity. It's not mentioned in the passage but the conclusion was that christians are already engaged in a spiritual covenant with jesus, so a further physical covenant is unnecessary.

[ - ] jewsbadnews 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 3, 2022 13:21:46 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, it was started by that good goy faggot Kellogg cause he didn't want boys beating their meat. Completely subverted chrristians just like Zionist jews did.

[ - ] Master_Foo -3 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 11:28:35 ago (+4/-7)

Jesus was a Jew. And even if he did denounce circumcision, do you think Baby Jesus was rebuking his rabbi when the rabbi chopped off Baby Jesus' dick at 5 days old?

Stop making excuses for Jews.

[ - ] Unreasonable 1 point 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 15:18:24 ago (+1/-0)

What? You really should read what Christ says about the jew. It would make Hitler blush.

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 19:34:04 ago (+0/-1)

Who cares what one Jew thinks about another Jew? That's not a helpful standard.
You might as well ask "You should read what the Pharisees said about Christ. It would make Hitler blush"

At least the Pharisees managed to kill a Jew. So, by your standard we should be worshiping the Pharisees.

By my standard, we don't listen to ANY Jews.

[ - ] Unreasonable 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 3, 2022 16:41:30 ago (+0/-0)

You know the Pharisees are the jew religious leaders. What kind of moron are you?

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 3, 2022 19:32:37 ago (+0/-0)

So? Jesus was a Jewish religious leader too. What the fuck is your point?
You understand that Judaism is just as fractured as Christianity, right? They have religious schisms just like the Mormons and the Catholics and the Baptists and the Lutherans and all the other heretical branches.

Christianity is just a another schism of Judaism. And Jesus was just another kvetching rabbi.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 10:27:23 ago (+2/-0)

I'm not a Christian, faggot.

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 10:31:43 ago (+7/-8)

Then what the fuck is your problem? I'm talking about destroying the Kikes and you're going on as if you think they are our greatest ally or something.

The only correct answer is "Fuck the Jews and their Christ-Cuck Shabbas Goyim!"

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 10:46:11 ago (+4/-0)

You're the one "going on". Christians are my brothers as long as they're white.

[ - ] Master_Foo -4 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 10:50:53 ago (+1/-5)

Your "brothers" are race-traitors. Don't give me the whole "as long as they are white" bullshit. They chose the Jews.

What do we do with race traitors?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 11:20:03 ago (+2/-0)

Traitors get the rope first. But my brothers and sisters are not traitors for being misled, and you're foolish to think so.

[ - ] Master_Foo -3 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 11:24:52 ago (+0/-3)

They aren't being mislead. They willingly worship a Jew as their Lord and Savior. They chose a side and they did not choose the White-Race. They chose the Jew.

It's time for you come to terms with this.

They will stab you in the back before they ever forsake their Jew-God.

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 11:20:47 ago (+2/-0)

You're a nigger and will always be a nigger until you stop bitching at fellow whites like some crackhead baby mama.

[ - ] Master_Foo -4 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 11:34:25 ago (+0/-4)

If you want to be treated like a fellow white, then stop worshiping a Jew and come over here with the Whites.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 11:58:03 ago (+0/-0)

Because you dumb fuck, we'll war for Christianity. You don't have to be Christian to do that.

[ - ] Master_Foo -2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 12:07:05 ago (+0/-2)

We'll war for Christianity
Yeah, that's why you are a Race-Traitor. You are supposed to war for the White-Race, not some Foreign-Jew-God. Your incentives are perverted.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 12:46:16 ago (+1/-1)

Yo who circumsised god?

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 12:58:33 ago (+5/-2)

OK Imagine there is a rabbi. And the rabbi walks past a manger and there's a Jew baby in the horse trough. Are you telling me this rabbi isn't going to do everything in his power to eat this Jew-baby's foreskin?

This isn't rocket science people. Jesus was a Kike. It's safe to treat him like a Kike. You don't need to treat him special just because a bunch of Jews told you to abandon your White-Gods for a Jew-God.

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 5, 2022 10:33:00 ago (+1/-1)

your White-Gods

Pagans burn in hell for eternity if they don't repent.

Before Nords and central Europeans had pagan elements in the Era of 700 BC to 0 BC, they were monotheistic worshipers of the one true God. This is why Jesus called them "straying sheep". This pernicious idea that the default human behavior is shirk/paganism, is false.

The origins of Hinduism are Aryan, and Hinduism (contrary to popular lies) was originally monotheism. Krishna is the name of the unborn creator of the universe in their language. In the Bhagavad Gita, Arjun, like Jesus did in the garden, prostrates to God with his head on the floor.

Paganism is the exception in human history. Satanists try to paint it the other way by rewriting history.

Ask a Hindu who God is and they will say "Bhagavad". They just falsely think that idols intercess on their behalf before God.

"White-Gods" are false Gods. There is only one Creator. He inspired Moses and David and Solomon and Zoroaster and Buddha and the creator of Chinese worship of Shangdi ("greater than great").

That said, Islam, is the only acceptable religion. The others are corrupted beyond retainable value. The other religions no longer worship the one true God.

Pagans go to hell for eternity. If they don't repent. Associating false partners with the Creator of the universe is the worst transgression of which a human being is capable.

Saying "Gods" does exactly this.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 12:09:53 ago (+2/-0)

The world is going to suck after the DOTR when you're the only one good enough to be left alive.

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 12:14:09 ago (+4/-1)

We'll at least I can die happy knowing I didn't serve a Jew.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 13:17:38 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 13:23:14 ago (+2/-2)

Always look on the bright side of life!

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 13:35:07 ago (+0/-0)

Life's a piece of shit

when you look at it...

[ - ] Hermes 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 16:05:32 ago (+1/-1)

Exactly what I thought. All of this is just a representation of a black cube, a black mirror that keeps your in a thought paradigm. All the abrahamic religions and babylonian theology is just personified astro theology.

[ - ] Blackpowerwhitepowder -2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 10:38:42 ago (+3/-5)

Learn something that isn’t already confirmed by your retarded nigger ego. The Jews invented Christianity ok 👍 sure thing retard

[ - ] Master_Foo -2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 10:47:20 ago (+6/-8)

Name one of (((Jesus'))) disciples who wasn't a fuckin Kike. Just one.
Where the fuck is Bjorn the German disciple?
Where the fuck is Brady the Irish disciple?
Where the fuck is Finley the Scottish disciple?

Funny how every last fucker in the Bible is a Kike... and you are either a fool for not recognizing it, or a race-traitor for willingly going along with it.

Either way, you have no place criticizing me. You are the one who is wrong.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 4 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 12:02:36 ago (+6/-2)*

I’m a follower of Christ. Indeed, the Bible speaks plainly about jews losing the favor of God. They chose Barrabas. There is a new covenant which includes all gentiles.

You deserve criticism like everyone else here. I suspect that you’re a jew. Otherwise you wouldn’t be so bent on attacking Christianity.

It is ok to rebuke, and anyone worth their merit wouldn’t vlaim to be above reproach.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 12:04:12 ago (+5/-3)

Notice how you didn't answer the question?

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 12:17:14 ago (+3/-2)

Dont expect much from MF, he would rather sow dissent like a good useful idiot.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 12:20:27 ago (+2/-1)

Why can't anyone give a straight answer to the fucking question?
I'm not the one sewing dissent. The race-traitors are.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 14:03:17 ago (+2/-3)

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[ - ] Blackpowerwhitepowder 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 12:06:57 ago (+2/-2)

So the only son of god in the flesh was a Jew? No

Let’s assume you’re right that he was surrounded by Jews…could it be that they feared his message. After all that is certainly why they killed him. Jews position themselves into the inner circles of power for optimal deception.

You think you know better than god? That’s on you, enjoy the pit you fucking self worshiping loser.

Does it make you feel good convincing yourself that you know better than god?



[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 14:31:10 ago (+3/-0)

The son of the jewish god born to a jewess with a jewish adoptive father in a jewish region raised in a jewish culture and an adherent of the jewish religion wasn't a jew?


I really wish you guys would just own it and admit your religion is jewish. All the flips and twists you do to try to make it european are really tiring.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 12:12:07 ago (+5/-3)

(((Mary))) was a Jewess. She shat (((Jesus))) out of her Jew cunt. That makes (((Jesus))) a Jew.

You think you know better than god?
Jews lie and subvert. You can depend on that 100%. Your God is a Jew. All I need to know is that (((Jesus))) can't be trusted any more than any other Jew.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 12:17:23 ago (+4/-2)

BTW, don't you find it strange that you couldn't answer the question? Where are the White disciples?
The accusation was that Christianity isn't a Jewish invention... Yet, they are ALL Jews. Every last Kike.

[ - ] Blackpowerwhitepowder -1 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 13:01:12 ago (+1/-2)

Well first of all, germans and irish were not even established yet in the time of Jesus so there’s that first. Maybe open a history book? The Germans weren’t even established as a peoples until the Middle Ages, up until then they were just indigenous Europeans. They were pagans. And if you wanna get specific they defend from Roman’s. Irish is the same story but even later than the Middle Ages.

Even still, what difference does it make if the disciples were jewish? God designed it that way for a reason, you not liking Jews is not a refutation of the reasoning of the most high. You’re out here thinking God isn’t in control. that’s a lie. Even God gives satan permission to do what he does, and he can only do it because if Gods permission.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 13:17:07 ago (+2/-0)

Germans are 5,000 years old
See: Battle Axe Culture.

Maybe you should learn more about your own race before just deciding to worship a Jew? The Ethnic-Gods of your people are older than your fake Jew-God.

[ - ] Her0n 7 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 10:25:23 ago (+7/-0)

I worked with a guy who drank this shit constantly. I would see him down at least three cans before lunch, and two more after. Most days it was seven cans total, but it was always at least five, every day. He died of a cancerous brain tumor that he struggled against in the hospital for over a year.

I warned him, I told him that while those chemicals had “natural” sources they still sit in your brain fat longer than he gave it time to clear his system. I even said it might give him a tumor or cancer. He said I was crazy and he’d be fine, he was drinking it like this for ten years already!

Well… I’m often right about this stuff but since I don’t have those peer reviewed reports no one listens. I wish people would realize that I say these things for their benefit, not mine.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 20:06:51 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah most chemicals come from natural sources. It's rather more expensive to synthesize things that exist in nature. Kind like, you could synthesize THC, but who would bother? That doesn't mean you wanna OD on concentrated "natural" chemicals every day.

[ - ] beece 3 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 09:35:55 ago (+3/-0)*

https://www.mashed.com/116569/untold-truth-monster-energy-drinks/

Claim is that Hansens, the company that invented Monster, gets their fruit juice concentrate for their "natural" drinks pretty much exclusively from China. Hard to say if that's still the case since the Coke deal, but it's likely Coke gets it where ever it's cheapest. Likely boils over to include the Monster drink.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 14:35:26 ago (+1/-0)

"Natural" is purely a marketing term devoid of any real meaning. The only reason they use it is because idiots thinks it means "safe."

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 14:46:10 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 20:12:49 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Bornoffireandice 2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 10:05:22 ago (+4/-2)

The monster shit was a kike trying to be edgy, they made it fairly easy to notice.

A better and more likely choice for the beast is Covid-19. (C+o+v+i+d)-(1+9) = (100+70+5+1+500)-(1+9) = (676)-(10) = 666 Seeing as how in many places people are being refused to buy or sell without the mark or the number of his name, covid-19 has both a jab in the arm and a head adornment that represent obedience toward this beast.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 3 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 18:19:29 ago (+3/-0)

You can't be this tarded

[ - ] Bornoffireandice 1 point 3.4 yearsJan 4, 2022 22:05:41 ago (+1/-0)

I gave a reason why a virus is more believable to be the beast as opposed to an energy drink.

[ - ] Nagasaki 2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 11:21:58 ago (+3/-1)

Why is O now a Roman numeral for 70???

[ - ] Bornoffireandice 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 4, 2022 21:52:36 ago (+0/-0)

O is Greek for 70.

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 6, 2022 09:08:52 ago (+1/-1)

O is "omicron" in Greek. Didn't know that. Explains why they named the variant thusly.

[ - ] Nagasaki 0 points 3.4 yearsJan 5, 2022 10:22:13 ago (+1/-1)

Also the mark of the beast is the sigil of a stubby one-eyed jewish man who will pretend to be Jesus and then God. God will test the people with him, and Jesus the son of Mary will return and slaughter him.

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 09:50:08 ago (+3/-1)

I might buy the 666 thing but the cross, I think it's just because it is more emblematic and that's what they are going for aesthetically. The loops she's trying to go through interpreting it as a negative isn't really convincing.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 14:33:48 ago (+2/-0)

The 666 thing sounds likely to me tbh, it's exactly the kind of edgy teenagery thing I'd expect a kike to do, especially one working in marketing for a company who's brief specifically said "brand it as edgy and teenagery."

The rest is stretching things a bit.

[ - ] mikenigger 2 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 09:25:29 ago (+5/-3)

this is 5G covid levels of retarded

[ - ] Steelerfish 5 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 09:28:27 ago (+5/-0)

Sounds like something that would’ve been posted by “Q”…..

Trust the plan…

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 15:58:45 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] jewsbadnews 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 17:47:24 ago (+0/-0)

Based

[ - ] Hermes 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 16:03:42 ago (+0/-0)

Where the fuck is this? A convention for Christians? Can’t be a conspiracy convention.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 16:01:45 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 15:06:16 ago (+0/-0)

Monster is Coca Cola and Coke doesn't want white people drinking their crap

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 15:05:18 ago (+0/-0)*

Never had one. Never thought about them. YOungsters drink I suppose. interesting points. who cares? Let them be, leave them alone. ignore them. what you are SUPPPOSED to do with evil. What does she propose doing? herself? Don't cast your pearls before swine. it's the ONLY way. OTherwise we look like pushy cruel turds who INSIST on DRAGGING others to heaven, kicking and screaming. NOT what we are supposed to do, EVERYONE gets to make that choice (good v evil) for THEMSELVES. They are held responsible. MANY will be deceived. SO BE IT. YOu don't want that sort around anyway.

[ - ] Qwertytoal 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 12:04:52 ago (+0/-0)

Its kind of weird seeing online conspiracies in the real world being spoken of

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 12:03:52 ago (+0/-0)

Every barcode contains 666 too

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother -1 points 3.5 yearsJan 2, 2022 10:42:40 ago (+0/-1)

this lady cracks me the hell up