Happy New Year - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Happy New Year
submitted by Centaurus to Mildlyinteresting 3.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 01:39:18 ago (+17/-0) (a.pomf.cat)
https://a.pomf.cat/ehnynp.mp4

[ - ] NeoNazirite 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 09:55:06 ago (+1/-0)

I'd be scared to get so close to that machine.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 10:40:37 ago (+0/-0)

Just touch it with the tip of your finger. What could go wrong?

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 05:30:03 ago (+1/-0)

One of the joys of life is popping bubble wrap.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 01:41:44 ago (+1/-0)

How many bubbles could a bubble popper pop, if a bubble popper could pop bubbles?

Seriously though, what is that machine?

[ - ] xmasskull 7 points 3.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 02:14:25 ago (+7/-0)

A heavy duty shredder.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 2 points 3.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 02:27:40 ago (+2/-0)

For paper? I was thinking people.

[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 3.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 02:47:52 ago (+4/-0)

Depending on the strength of the hammers people,phonebooks,cars,niggers....ect.

[ - ] Steelerfish 4 points 3.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 08:27:44 ago (+4/-0)

If you run a nigger through it, don’t forget to remove the stolen Nike’s and its, gold teeth first.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 10:41:20 ago (+0/-0)

Hard drives.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 01:58:59 ago (+1/-0)

A meat grinder?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.3 yearsJan 2, 2022 04:28:35 ago (+1/-0)