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The cope timeline

submitted by Splooge to whatever 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 09:33:40 ago (+85/-0)     (i.ibb.co)

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[ - ] patchCodeUnsuccessful 29 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 10:50:58 ago (+29/-0)

Totally missed several "common sense" actions.

1.) If something is experimental let tards go first.

2.) If money is involved take research with a mountain of salt.

3.) If the government is involved expect issues.

4.) If you don't know what's in it, study what is in it.

5.) If people are pressuring you to do something, don't do it.

6.) If you're only hearing from one side, hunt the opinions of the other side.

I just can't get over how stupid sheep can be.

[ - ] deleted 11 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 12:37:23 ago (+11/-0)

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[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 21:45:54 ago (+0/-0)

Lame…

[ - ] TheSimulacra 8 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 13:31:29 ago (+8/-0)

I used to like this guy. He worked with my mom a long time ago. How did he turn into such a complete idiot.

None of us were guessing. It was obvious from the very beginning this whole thing was a scam.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 13:48:22 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 15:03:17 ago (+0/-0)

How do you catch the coof more than twice in two years? You must have some unhealthy habits.

[ - ] patchCodeUnsuccessful 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 15:23:00 ago (+1/-0)

Deleted because I knew this sidetrack shit would come up.
Yeah, I'm not at peak health, but I'm not that bad off, just got a bad heart (pre-coof by a decade). Makes it difficult to run, and I sit on my ass working (like I'm doing right now).
But, I also shop at international food marts and had picked up the coof before it was officially here. Didn't find out till later that my really annoying diahrea and lethargy were symptoms. Then it happened again, and again, and again. Meh.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 31, 2021 01:41:17 ago (+0/-0)

Oh wait your covid was the shits and no energy - after shopping at 'International food markets' ??. Sounds like you had food poisoning , lol....

[ - ] patchCodeUnsuccessful 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 31, 2021 20:21:54 ago (+0/-0)

HA!
I know everybody likes to shit on the foreigners. I do as well. But, it's nice to go into a place and not have to check as often for the kosher tax seal of approval.

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 18:56:34 ago (+0/-0)

yeah same. he has said some good shit, but I always knew that he was essentially just the most based normie, but still a normie, through and through. It cracks me up that he calls himself a "predictor" then says everyone else is just guessing, like, only he has been given the gift of foresight. in what way did your mom work with him though?

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 19:36:42 ago (+0/-0)

He worked for Pacific Bell phone company in California. Thats where he got all his comic strip ideas.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 21:49:44 ago (+0/-0)

These “pillars” of certain communities are so capable of turning into such retards over night because the fact is that they’ve always been entirely empty vessels that never made a moral decision without rolling the dice or following the crowd.
They don’t actually have their own SELF established constitution.
True human conscience is nearly a myth.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 13:34:19 ago (+1/-0)

Wise man, please be my friend.

[ - ] CPU 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 15:23:37 ago (+1/-0)

Goods points, this needs to be meme'd.

[ - ] patchCodeUnsuccessful 4 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 15:38:40 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 17:03:11 ago (+0/-0)

This is great. Thanks.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 17:03:31 ago (+0/-0)

This is great. Thanks.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 17:03:44 ago (+0/-0)

This is great. Thanks.

[ - ] TheGreatWhiteHope 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 16:07:53 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds to me like you don't Trust THE Science™. 😎

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 20 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 09:48:30 ago (+20/-0)

Imagine trusting a Trump vaccination program titled “Operation Warpspeed”. Holy fuckballs people are retarded.

[ - ] account deleted by user 5 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 10:16:07 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 12:33:23 ago (+1/-0)

There's a bear from there around here. He has a broken shift key.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 13 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 09:39:40 ago (+13/-0)

Is that the dilberg faggot that draws half ass comics for a living?

[ - ] Splooge [op] 6 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 09:40:16 ago (+6/-0)

Yes indeed.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 09:45:01 ago (+6/-0)

Oh, well fuck that grifter kike faggot. He should get a real job and shut the fuck up.

[ - ] maroni 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 10:13:54 ago (+1/-0)

He's otherwise good.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 10:52:19 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Steelerfish 12 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 10:17:55 ago (+12/-0)

Coming soon…
“ the fact that I- as well as 75% of my fellow citizens- am suffering from severe heart disease, renal failure, infertility, and stage 3 cancer due to the vaccine and subsequent repeated boosters proves that I am a loyal, devout socialist and selflessly placed the good of society over my individual needs. Those not blessed with the afflictions should be ashamed of themselves “.

[ - ] 2017Fallout 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 13:41:35 ago (+0/-0)

Atlas shrugged

[ - ] back_of_the_oven 11 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 11:37:32 ago (+11/-0)

It was always obvious, not “omg there’s microchips in it” but more like: here’s an experimental thing that we have no experience with, didn’t test, gave a liability shield to big pharma for, and tons of money and fear are involved with. Stay the fuck away. For Scott Adams to say that we had no idea is stupid. It’s like saying “yes even though 40 niggers randomly gathered outside, there was no way to know ahead of time if they were going to riot or discuss philosophy.”

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 12:37:34 ago (+1/-0)

"Muh dick"
"Muhfuggin bix nood"
"Muh dick"

[ - ] _Obrez 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 12:54:45 ago (+2/-1)

Dip dap mo-dida muhfucka

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 13:18:01 ago (+2/-0)

Sheeeit

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 10 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 12:03:22 ago (+10/-0)

The signs were there from the very beginning. When the government gives pharmaceutical companies blanket immunity from prosecution from vaccine injuries you know there is something wrong.

A few years ago I was invested in Pfizer. I was really excited because they actually found a cure for breast cancer. HUGE implications for the betterment of mankind and my wallet.

So they start the trials because the FDA has a 7 year waiting period that must be backed up with results. 3(?) out of 20 women died. THAT'S IT! Three. But they cured breast cancer. But three women died and the trial, the drug and the prospect of curing breast cancer was flushed.

How many have died from the vaccines? More than three?

[ - ] account deleted by user 10 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 10:14:42 ago (+10/-0)

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[ - ] Fight_the_Lies 2 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 14:02:43 ago (+2/-0)

Jenkem. I forgot about jenkem.
Shiieeeeeetttt

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 18:55:59 ago (+1/-0)

Spell that sheeeit right, nigger.

[ - ] Fight_the_Lies 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 31, 2021 16:06:09 ago (+0/-0)

Sheeeit. I done spelled like a nigger.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 15:19:16 ago (+2/-0)

You can’t be certain that jenkem is bad and also believe in science. I believe in science.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 17:46:40 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 18:08:26 ago (+0/-0)

Im roaring. This was such a good comment section.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 21:58:06 ago (+0/-0)

Oh fuck I just learned what Jenkem is last week lmao.

[ - ] deleted 8 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 11:17:54 ago (+8/-0)

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[ - ] RecycledElectrons 7 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 11:40:40 ago (+7/-0)

The flu vaccine has been bullshit for decades.

It's no surprise that COVID-19 vaccines are also fake and gay.

[ - ] NeoNazirite 4 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 12:42:13 ago (+4/-0)

Exactly. The only actual logic I used to avoid the vaccine was jews

[ - ] cyclops1771 3 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 12:18:38 ago (+3/-0)

For me, it was, "This is a complete unknwown. Therefore, I will wait and see."

I am not going to inject myself with something to hide from something else that I do not fear, have already gained natural immunity from, and have been given only the "scientific" , er , I mean "political" terms (to match the legal requirements of an EUA) of "safe and effective."

[ - ] Shitheel 2 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 18:51:04 ago (+2/-0)

2 people interpret the same data.

Each comes up with a different answer.

This guy is saying that the one who came up with the wrong answer is the one who read the data correctly.

Not the one who interpreted the correct answer.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 31, 2021 07:41:45 ago (+0/-0)

I mean fuck, they are clearly HIDING much of the data and that should be a red flag right there.

I could go to dozens of sites that show me how many people caught covid or died of it. So many fancy charts and graphs.

Wheres the sites that show charts of people who got the jab and ended up in the ER within 2 weeks? Where’s the chart of pregnancy miscarriages of vaxed and unvaxed. Mysteriously theres no money to fund a web site like that.

[ - ] Qwertytoal 2 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 14:44:00 ago (+2/-0)

Its really simple. If every country and every company and every group is literally pleading and threatening and even bribing (NYC paid parents $100 / child to get jabbed), than something suspicious is happening. Whatever it is that's being spoken about or people are lining up to get like lemmings waiting in line to jump off a cliff, whatever it is, stay clear of it.

Why is it so hard for liberals and lemmings and npc's to see this?

And worst, WHY DO THEY MAKE EVERYTHING A FUCKING BADGE OF HONOR?! They are PROUD to wear the bandaid on their shoulders, and they're happy they are part of some sort of special and "exclusive" club, but its not exclusive! And its as special as special-ed!

What happened to peoples natural ability to choose for themselves instead of going with the flow? I feel like it's only gotten worst since I don't remember so many kids in my yearly schooling who were marching in step.

[ - ] Cunt 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 16:43:23 ago (+1/-0)

WHY DO THEY MAKE EVERYTHING A FUCKING BADGE OF HONOR?!

That's literally part of the marketing strategy. Don't for a second think it's organic.

[ - ] Blackpowerwhitepowder 2 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 09:51:37 ago (+2/-0)

It’s getting better all the time 🎶
Better better betttttter!!!

GETTING SO MUCH BETTER ALL THE TIME!

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 15:13:36 ago (+0/-0)

We need to:

BUILD.
BACK.
BETTER.

[ - ] SithEmpire 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 18:01:16 ago (+1/-0)

An even better predictor than Scott Adams:

1. Don't do things which jews or jew media tells you to do
2. Do things which jews or jew media tells you not to do (if you want to)

[ - ] Cunt 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 16:41:20 ago (+1/-0)

"How are they running the trails?"

"Oh you know, some of the placebos are just meningococcal vaccines, stuff we know is safe from previous trials"

"Oh... sorry remind me again what the placebos were in the meningococcal vaccine trials?"

[ - ] Version6 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 15:33:46 ago (+1/-0)

Once upon a time I thought he was a smart guy.

[ - ] boardallday420 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 13:26:09 ago (+1/-0)

Hmm. I knew from day one mRNA shots from Pfizer and other kike corporations for a sickness similar to the flu was not something I would be participating in.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 12:58:44 ago (+1/-0)

You're not kidding OP, the cope is real.

I will concede to him on one point: I wasn't sure the vax was dangerous. I thought it was possible the first round of vaxxes would be essentially placebos to gaslight the opposition and help establish mandatory vaccination. Even then though it was clear that complying and helping such a regime be established was immoral and dangerous.

I love the contradiction between "we were all just guessing" and "it's stupid not to trust the experts." If we were guessing then they weren't worthy of trust.

I wonder if he'll ever wake up and acknowledge bad intentions on the part of the pro-vax side.

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 15:09:38 ago (+1/-0)

He'd lose his federal sponsorship and twitter account if he did.

[ - ] NeoNazirite 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 12:31:39 ago (+1/-0)

holy fucking kek.
He can't admit we were right and he wasn't.

The best "predictor" .... I should think that isn't true anymore.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 10:49:35 ago (+1/-0)

I knew all along

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 31, 2021 01:44:43 ago (+0/-0)

He's full of unadulterated sophistry.
And the reason he said he got the jab was so he could continue to go on trips with his 33 yr old wife - hes 63. Lolz.

[ - ] Deathstalker 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 31, 2021 00:12:49 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] IwuvU 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 22:39:30 ago (+0/-0)

If he wasn't high school valedictorian and author of a funny comic strip I'd think he was an idiot. He's also really fucking bad at logically deducing things for a software developer because he relies on these incomplete categorizations he makes up. Anyways, Dilbert is very funny.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 21:42:01 ago (+0/-0)

As I said the last time this fag's tweets were posted:

"Me never getting the vax has nothing to do with 'guessing'."

https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=61affa5bc9b02&commentid=61b00ba1e1b7c

[ - ] jewsbadnews 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 20:19:42 ago (+0/-0)

Stupid fucking boomer.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 19:07:26 ago (+0/-0)

If you used CURRENT facts available, as well as YOUR history with this situation, and teh REALITY you LIVE in (personal circumstances). AND you guessed (not wax) to be the BEST choice for YOU. and it turns out you chose right for other reasons. It does NOT mean you didn't choose right for YOUR personal situation. To thine own self be true. FUck "the man".

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 17:18:26 ago (+0/-0)

Ok,here's the break down.

The cases/deaths ratio has remained pretty much consistent throughout the "pandemic" at 2%. You can look up the current cases/deaths on google for the "official" numbers. Divide the deaths by the cases,multiply by 100,and you have the percentage. Try it yourself!

The "official" numbers are massively inflated. Both cases and deaths. The PCR tests were never intended to detect viruses,the guy who invented it said so. Right before he died. And if the means of detecting it are shit,the numbers,by default,are also shit.

The "vaccines" are not traditional vaccines. In fact it would be a lie to even call them vaccines. They're more like immunotherapy if you believe the official line. Low end gene therapy if you believe the darker conspiracy theories. But whatever they are,the (((people in charge))) are not being clear about them.

So no. I won't be taking your experimental mystery juice for a disease with a 2% death rate.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 31, 2021 02:06:54 ago (+0/-0)

'Low end gene therapy if you believe the darker conspiracy theories.'

Yeah, i'm not sure that's an actual conspiracy though . The CDC concur 'mRNA vaccines' are a Gene therapy (Moderna 2020). The CEO of Merck Pharmaceuticals recently stated in a public address meeting that Covid mRNA vaccines are Gene therapy's and Gene editing.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 31, 2021 10:51:14 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah,but they leak shit like that all the time to fear monger among the more well informed. Remember the "chinese covid death videos" they seeded at the start of the pandemic? They're trying to get to us too.

[ - ] 7 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 17:12:47 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine signing up for an experiment when they upfront tell you that the method of detection does not work. Also, imagine believing in their "numbers" when the method of detection does not work in the first place.

[ - ] Greatmuta 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 17:10:29 ago (+0/-0)

Bald head coffee cup man is wrong. I want 'guessing' I was paying attention instead of drawing doodle. Take a glance through history. Filled with numerous examples of long nose treachery. Why this any different?

Also consider:
Epstein (BIG nose) being caught Leo frank style..(even some lefties aboard 'epstein didn't kill himself' meme, then this)

80 million sheeboons and Tyrone's, and just overall cunts stealing an election without repercussion.

The burn loot murder campaign going unanswered by whites.

Only three in a littany of red flags. But enough reason for suspicion. No?

Stop paying attention, you are being led to slaughterhouse. This is instinct. Pay attention or you suffer.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 15:58:06 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't "guess" anything. The government was trying to cram something down my throat, therefore, I knew it was shit.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 15:45:11 ago (+0/-0)

Having long known of mRNA vaccines and their effects in animals, it was obviously a dumb idea to take this to one.

Consider the conflicts if interests, no liability, no vaccine court, no control group, no long term studies, no contrary news or opinions allowed, no accurate tracking of outcomes, no support for choice.

Those might be red flags

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 16:05:45 ago (+0/-0)

Would you be so kind as to provide some information about mRNA in livestock? I'd like to read about that.

Faggot

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 31, 2021 01:20:43 ago (+0/-0)


https://greatgameindia.com/covid-animal-trials-stopped/

Senate committee, 2nd video.

They ended animal trials because the animals were dying.

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 15:42:18 ago (+0/-0)

Of corse Adams was wrong as evident that Twitter allowed his posts.

He's too self absorbed to realize he's still pushing the Twitter narrative. Again, as evident by Twitter allowing his posts.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 11:56:59 ago (+0/-0)

Makes as much sense as an enema treatment for dysentery.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 11:44:40 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck him and his precious little glasses.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 11:13:50 ago (+0/-0)

Never really cared for this guy, just because he said a couple things about drumpf does not mean he is not a sick libtard. Check out his gf

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 12:52:04 ago (+0/-0)

I looked. Kristina Basham, amazing body, completely fucked up personal life, they married.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 22:22:24 ago (+1/-0)

She is a kebab or something

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 15:23:12 ago (+0/-0)

Holy cow what a perv. She is way too young and not even white!!

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 22:21:16 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly!

Ps: feels weirdly yucky when grandma Helena agrees with me

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 11:10:49 ago (+0/-0)

I like how he at least sort of admits his mistakes.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 15:19:57 ago (+0/-0)

Not this time!

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 10:47:31 ago (+0/-0)

Talk about narcissism.