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Who could have predicted this?

submitted by big_fat_dangus to whatever 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 19:18:04 ago (+29/-0)     (a.pomf.cat)

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@postwallhelena


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[ - ] cyclops1771 12 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 19:29:22 ago (+12/-0)

Leslie Jones is one of the most funniest and talented comedians today.

Someone wrote that unironically.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 19:32:52 ago (+2/-0)

You can tell because it's out of place and contributes nothing to the article (lol). Typical of any sentence making the claim that a woman is funny.

[ - ] jewsbadnews 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 05:46:24 ago (+0/-0)

Der white w*man, guaranteed.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck -1 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 20:17:01 ago (+0/-1)

Someone with no sense of humor — Obviously a leftist.

[ - ] Kozel 8 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 19:43:58 ago (+8/-0)

she's not funny and looks like a man

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 19:46:27 ago (+3/-0)

she?

[ - ] Kozel 6 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 20:01:23 ago (+6/-0)

s/h/it*

[ - ] NeoNazirite 3 points 3.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 00:21:06 ago (+3/-0)

it's pronouns are shit/shat

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 00:34:41 ago (+0/-0)

SHIT'S PRONOUNS, YOU BIGOT.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 5 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 20:16:12 ago (+5/-0)

She*it

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 23:49:22 ago (+2/-0)

Besides looking like a man, she also looks like Wilson from Castaway. And that hair isn't helping. It's hard to feel sympathy when the things that are in her control she is clearly shooting herself in the foot on.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 19:58:53 ago (+1/-0)

^this

[ - ] dingbat 4 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 21:35:30 ago (+4/-0)

Who WOULDN’T assume that thing is a dyke?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 3.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 08:48:05 ago (+1/-0)

Bingo. "I hate men" just emanates from her.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 4 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 19:48:22 ago (+4/-0)

"MOST FUNNIEST". Written by a BLACK moron who should NOT have a journalism degree. and probably DOESN'T. yet STILL "works" as a journalist.

You gonna get your NONEXSTENT looks and talent LEGISLATED so people HAVE to give you what YOU want?

DEATH TO LIBERALS.

[ - ] WhiteGoat 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 05:32:28 ago (+0/-0)

I'm pretty sure the color of one's skin makes them a journalist rather than their education.

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 22:42:50 ago (+3/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 01:15:29 ago (+1/-0)

A volleyball has a use.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 05:25:36 ago (+0/-0)

Wilson fucked the volleyball but no one is fucking Leslie 'Chimp' Jones.

[ - ] FinsterBaby 2 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 22:45:51 ago (+2/-0)

"Most funniest"?

Even the writer is a nigger.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 3.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 11:49:46 ago (+1/-0)

Notice… I do not think that word means what you think it means.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 20:15:48 ago (+3/-1)

Let's put this into context. If I was hunting guerillas, or some other ape species, in Africa I would definitely notice her. If I was running a store and keeping an eye out for shoplifters I would definitely notice her. If I was looking for a human to mate with I definitely would not notice her.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 21:35:12 ago (+0/-0)

How often do you hunt apes in Africa? Hi cyna

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 22:07:13 ago (+0/-0)

A couple times a year.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 22:09:58 ago (+0/-0)

Your grammatical errors betray you.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 22:14:17 ago (+0/-0)

colloquialism
kə-lō′kwē-ə-lĭz″əm

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 22:20:03 ago (+0/-0)

You really couldn't think of a less obvious name?

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 22:25:49 ago (+0/-0)

I was going for obvious less name....

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 22:41:51 ago (+0/-0)

This is why women shouldn't be on the internet.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 23:04:08 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 23:07:45 ago (+0/-1)

Did you just quote urbancucktionary to me? Reddit is that way ->
Continue thread

[ - ] Shitheel 1 point 3.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 09:07:00 ago (+1/-0)

There is no such thing as a female incel.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 1 point 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 21:32:25 ago (+1/-0)

I'm sure she's fucked some weirdo jews. Just can't land one for good

[ - ] Feelsgood 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 16:32:30 ago (+0/-0)

Same species. 🤡

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 03:50:07 ago (+0/-0)

“Most funniest“ no surprise a woman wrote this, it reads like a 14-year-old’s diary.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 03:34:34 ago (+0/-0)

Even niggers find her unattractive.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 01:16:00 ago (+0/-0)

Notice who?

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 11:51:09 ago (+0/-0)

Are you kidding?! Never relax.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 30, 2021 12:18:59 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, I was kidding. The baboon said she doesn't get noticed so...

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 3.3 yearsDec 29, 2021 22:51:29 ago (+0/-0)

They don’t even see the entitlement in the statement that it’s up to men to notice her.