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John Madden dies "unexpectedly"

submitted by MadJack to whatever 2.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 19:48:09 ago (+27/-1)     (www.washingtonexaminer.com)

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/john-madden-dies-unexpectedly-at-85?utm_campaign=article_rail&utm_source=internal&utm_medium=article_rail

No word from MSM if he was recently vaccinated.


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[ - ] MasterAce 10 points 2.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 20:17:01 ago (+10/-0)

85 years , unexpectedly?
Uh the average for men is 82
Call me naive but..I’d call that rather expectedly.

[ - ] recon_johnny 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 29, 2021 00:42:31 ago (+1/-0)

You know what they mean. Normal people don't just die, unless there's an underlying issue. It's a process. It's rarely fast. That's what they're saying here.

[ - ] MasterAce 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 29, 2021 01:47:24 ago (+1/-0)

I do know what you mean,but yes normal people do just die when they’re 85. Infact statistically normal people die at 82, so technically yes this is an abnormal death but in a good way ie.3 extra years.
I’m not trying to beef over this.

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 7 points 2.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 20:14:14 ago (+7/-0)

Hmm, old and fat as the 4 turkey leg that it looked like he ate daily. Unexpected?

Hardly, I don’t even think you can chock this up to a vax death, as he was notoriously weird around shit, and would not even fly.

[ - ] SomethingClever 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 29, 2021 02:19:31 ago (+1/-0)

He was 85. He lived a good long life

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 6 points 2.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 19:52:53 ago (+6/-0)

85 years old. Always been fat. Not all that surprising.

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 29, 2021 06:29:31 ago (+1/-0)

The only surprising thing is he lived as long as he did.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 22:29:20 ago (+5/-0)

Just so that we're clear from now on, if it says died from covid they are unvaccinated and unexpectedly means died from vaccination.

It's sad that we have to play these word games but no one is truly being honest about ANYTHING.

[ - ] account deleted by user 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 20:11:02 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] v0atmage 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 29, 2021 00:13:23 ago (+1/-0)

the bloated corpse look.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 22:31:08 ago (+4/-0)

fuck that fat cockscuker and the niggerball he participated in.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 20:02:59 ago (+4/-0)

Probably a bird strike (flew into his engine).

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 29, 2021 01:13:11 ago (+3/-0)

Fat guy dies at 85, and this is "unexpected"? Ok.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 20:54:49 ago (+4/-1)

He was fucking 85 and grossly obese most of his life. I’m surprised he made it that long.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 20:51:34 ago (+3/-0)

I was there at Oakland Coliseum when he was inducted into the hall of fame. Never been a big fan personally. I always thought he was dim.

[ - ] SomethingClever 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 29, 2021 02:21:35 ago (+0/-0)

I never really followed him but it seemed like he was a good guy.

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 29, 2021 04:15:02 ago (+2/-0)

Fucking Harry Reid as well.
Awesome!

[ - ] SomethingClever 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 29, 2021 02:18:12 ago (+2/-0)

His death certainly was unexpected. I thought he died 15 years ago.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 20:17:44 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 29, 2021 00:22:31 ago (+1/-0)

85? Goddamn I had no idea he was this old. Dude lived past the average age of death, while being one fat mofo too. And lol at "unexpectedly." They could've easily covered up his vaxx death by saying literally any other cause considering his age and health condition.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 29, 2021 00:11:04 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 29, 2021 11:37:12 ago (+0/-0)

He was 85 and had been obese and eating the greasiest, best tasting fatty ass foods for decades. Turducken anyone?

I thought he was going to die "unexpectedly" 20+ years ago.

RIP John Madden

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 29, 2021 08:41:57 ago (+0/-0)

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