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Vaccine

submitted by deleted to funny 3.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 03:06:30 ago (+61/-8)     (funny)

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[ - ] o0shad0o 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 16:30:33 ago (+1/-0)

Brilliant.

"Cool, the vaccine is now fully FDA approved! Now I feel safe to take it! Please give me the Cominarty vaccine."

"Here, it's not Cominarty but it's the Pfizer vaccine."

"Wait, it's not Cominarty? But does that mean it's not approved?"

"It's approved under the emergency authorization, so it's fine."

"So it's not the same thing?"

"No, but it's functionally equivalent."

"Uh. What's the difference?"

"We can't tell you."

[ - ] Premeditated123 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 11:37:20 ago (+0/-0)

idk the way they talk about it seems pizzagate related

[ - ] Mikehaggar1776 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 11:04:30 ago (+0/-0)

Holy shit. I almost pissed myself.

[ - ] drnight 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 10:59:11 ago (+0/-0)

top chuckle

[ - ] Typhoon8 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 09:48:54 ago (+0/-0)

So funny

[ - ] Scruffy_Nerfherder 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 09:15:50 ago (+0/-0)

They skipped the ending, brought to you by Pfizer.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 13:09:04 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Roy_Batty 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 08:42:08 ago (+3/-0)

Fuck off with the nigger speak "be like" shit.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 07:07:48 ago (+5/-0)

"The hospitals are filling up with the not-fully-vaccinated."

"You mean the un-vaccinated?"

"Sure...."

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 05:34:57 ago (+2/-0)

Pulled from iFunny.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 12:36:57 ago (+0/-0)

jewFunny

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 29, 2021 09:14:25 ago (+0/-0)

kikeFunny