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Hey faggots! What did you get for Christmas?

submitted by scoopadoop to AskUpgoat 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 11:13:17 ago (+8/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

I'll go first. I got a sweet power drill, a set of tools and drill bits, and a new power supply for my gaming computer.


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[ - ] Her0n 11 points 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 12:49:06 ago (+11/-0)

My sons first Christmas

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 16:44:20 ago (+0/-0)

Nice

[ - ] hhargitt 7 points 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 11:41:50 ago (+7/-0)

A lump of coal and a bottle of whiskey... Somebody really knows me... Lol

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 9 points 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 12:06:23 ago (+9/-0)

I got a pair of socks and a piece of pussy, and they was both too big.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 18:44:33 ago (+3/-1)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 08:19:34 ago (+0/-0)

I've been accused of worse by better people than you.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 11:45:50 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 16:45:53 ago (+0/-0)

You better not burn that coal!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 12:02:29 ago (+5/-0)

Three days in paradise with my wife, a ribeye steak cooked rare, and better weather than I could ask for.
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https://a.pomf.cat/sjyuvm.jpg

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 16:47:13 ago (+1/-0)

We had a ice storm

[ - ] natehiggers 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 22:54:16 ago (+1/-0)

Nice, was that Florida

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 08:18:25 ago (+0/-0)

Yep, somewhere on the west coast.

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 14:45:20 ago (+3/-0)

A bunch of shit for my kids. I'm not going to buy myself presents.

[ - ] StopTheEvilAgenda 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 14:19:40 ago (+3/-0)

I got a nigger! It doesn't work though. I'm thinking about sending it back to Africa.

[ - ] CoinQuest 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 12:52:32 ago (+3/-0)

The coof.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 15:44:01 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] CoinQuest 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 05:47:22 ago (+0/-0)

Yes. I am in bed with a fever and a headache. Not much snot though.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 11:23:29 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Shotinthedark 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 16:45:10 ago (+2/-0)

I got to spend the day with my wife, it was great. We no longer do the Christmas thing now that the kid is gone

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 14:17:04 ago (+2/-0)

a turntable, knife, fire starter, some records, warm socks. my wife knows me too well.

[ - ] PenisEnvy 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 14:15:06 ago (+2/-0)

Wallet and a neat flashlight. And my beautiful white wife made an awesome dinner.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 14:04:08 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 13:32:47 ago (+2/-0)

Some hot sauce and coffee. I approve.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 12:17:32 ago (+2/-0)

Heartburn.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 17:47:37 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 06:01:34 ago (+0/-0)

Chocolate gravvy?

Oh I get it… ;)

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 15:43:35 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] con77 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 15:42:40 ago (+1/-0)

cash and a watch

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 13:42:33 ago (+1/-0)

A chronograph with slide rule bezel and a bunch of gun related stuff in case I ever remember where my boat sank. There's more, but I'm still too busy assembling and stickering toys and charging batteries for the little rucks.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 14:03:37 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 12:21:02 ago (+1/-0)

Six thousand dollars

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 12:15:14 ago (+1/-0)

Some 3/4 tees and slippers.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 05:59:06 ago (+0/-0)

I got layers so I won’t freeze and really good leftovers.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 27, 2021 03:13:01 ago (+0/-0)

absolutely nothing.

[ - ] scoopadoop [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 15:16:28 ago (+0/-0)

I am saddened to hear that

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