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Never get between an autistic man's airplane

submitted by stone12345 to funny 3.5 yearsDec 26, 2021 03:05:05 ago (+20/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 26, 2021 13:45:25 ago (+3/-0)

Soooo... I'm not missing anything by not playing games online?

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 26, 2021 14:51:47 ago (+2/-1)

If you use it as an opportunity to troll autistic spazzes it can be fun

[ - ] dalai_llama 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 26, 2021 16:42:22 ago (+3/-0)

Well, he's right. I can't imagine why someone would say trains go faster than airplanes. I'm glad someome is out there standing up for truth above all.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 26, 2021 14:38:03 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 26, 2021 19:20:51 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Teefinyomouf 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 26, 2021 20:40:45 ago (+1/-0)

He was using less air. The airplane apologist was belting out carbon emissions with every word, as expected.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 26, 2021 13:17:03 ago (+1/-0)

good to know counter-strike hasn't changed

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 26, 2021 13:29:46 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 26, 2021 21:45:39 ago (+1/-0)

Someone narrated an actual conversation from talk.lol between christcucks and normals.

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 27, 2021 14:08:56 ago (+1/-0)

I'd vote for this guy as the US House's parliamentarian.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 -2 points 3.5 yearsDec 26, 2021 11:10:51 ago (+1/-3)

That guy is frustrated because he's a retard and he (sort of) KNOWS it (over the years). He is NOT autistic. We aren't that EMOTIONAL (in real life). He is a bully, who lost his physical superiority while still in elementary school.

Oh, and, for the record, SOME trains ARE faster than SOME airplanes. There is NO rule that says you MUST use the fastest airplane possible and the fastest train possible.

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 26, 2021 14:52:06 ago (+3/-0)

Ok autistic retard

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 26, 2021 19:14:42 ago (+3/-0)

Trains don't go faster than airplanes. Are you retarded?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 26, 2021 19:22:27 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] stone12345 [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 29, 2021 00:44:12 ago (+0/-0)*

The NEWEST airplane will PROBABLY ( if not always) be FASTER than THE newest TRAIN. THE world's fastest TRAIN goes SLOWER than an AIRPLANE from world war 2.

L0 Series Maglev( fastest train in the world ): up to 374 mph

Focke-Wulf Fw 190 (German airplane from world war 2):400 mph

Spitfire MK V: 370 mph

F15: 1800 mph

Cirrus SR22: 230 mph (faster than most bullet trains)

Turboprop Pusher Aircraft: 460 mph

Boeing b 29 (The reason we have hentai): 370 mph

F 35C: 1,200 mph ( by the way the f35 is a terrible plane that we should not be investing in. Thank God Obama gave the Chinese that plane)

General Dynamics F-111 Aardvark (bomber): 1,852 mph

Cessna Super Cargomaster (a fed ex cargo plane): 200 mph

Airbus Beluga XL (Another cargo plane): 460 mph

Antonov An-74 (cargo plane): 430 mph

Arado Ar 232 Tausendfussler (A German cargo plane from ww2): 190 mph

Mallard steam train (fastest around the time of world war 2): 126 mph

North American X-15 (Worlds fastest plan): 4473 mph

Piper J-3 Cub (trained most ww2 pilots) 90 mph

These planes I have listed may not all be faster than the L0, but I have made my point. Many of these are planes made decades ago. Most, if not all planes that were made around the time that the bullet train was made are faster than it.

You ARE just a TYPICAL retard DEFENDING other RETARDS