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Is dick cancer a real thing.

submitted by Ozark to AskUpgoat 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 00:01:43 ago (+3/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

I don't want to do a search for it because webMD will tell me I have dick cancer.


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[ - ] NosebergShekelman 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 00:07:34 ago (+1/-0)

lol I've never heard of it. I have heard of ball cancer.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 00:12:41 ago (+3/-0)

Muh dick has a knot in it and it hurts. Doctors don't fucking care about anything but covid. They imported a gay nigger to triage people in the parking lot. I'm not going anywhere that employs niggers.

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 00:16:34 ago (+3/-0)

I agree. I f they try and send me a shvartza I walk out. Have you had rough sex or beat it like it owes you money recently or shoved a pea up there? Sometimes a cartilage tear will do that. This being said, I would go to the next town over and get it looked at if it is still there in a week because ya never know. I'm not a doctor and this is not medical advice. Shaloms💎✡️

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 02:34:59 ago (+1/-0)

Might be Peyronies Disease.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 07:59:57 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 13:22:59 ago (+0/-0)

Could be all kinds of things. Honestly I wouldn't take chances, forget the hospital, look up a urologist and contact them for a consultation directly. Go private and pay up front, anything else is wasting time.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 00:16:23 ago (+3/-0)

It seems that it is. It seems that most are squamous cell carcinomas (basically skin cancer) and are usually associated with HPV infections. If you were a good boy and not a slut, your chances of having this should be low.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 00:21:14 ago (+4/-0)

Should I send you some pics for proper diagnosis or is a hands on situation needed?

[ - ] Reawakened 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 02:33:52 ago (+3/-0)

You need to consult with @MaroonSaint.

[ - ] allahead 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 04:11:31 ago (+1/-0)

I think that guy is off the map. He had a meth habit. He hasn't asked for a pic in a while.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 00:30:19 ago (+1/-0)

How bout I biopsy it with my utility knife?

[ - ] Ozark [op] 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 01:03:14 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe you could just kiss my Bo-Bo and make it better.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 16:39:51 ago (+1/-0)

Seriously you should go to a peen doctor my friend. If its cancer you can try fenbendazole as someone has recommended around here.

[ - ] parrygrin 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 02:48:29 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. Go to a real doctor ASAP.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 08:16:34 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 08:37:00 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. It's rare. Prostate cancer is a lot more likely, but unless you're 50 that's also rare.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 08:59:33 ago (+0/-0)

I'm honestly scared, my solace emanates from Jesus and Jameson.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 19:35:15 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 14:17:42 ago (+0/-0)

Yes. Any female over 145 lbs is unable to give me an erection.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 21:47:10 ago (+0/-0)

I hope a few shills and traitors on here get dick cancer.

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 11:32:13 ago (+0/-0)

yes and so is dick rot (don't search for pictures!)