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There are so many guns in my house, I've forgotten where some of them are hidden

submitted by virge to whatever 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 20:47:58 ago (+3/-2)     (whatever)

..but I'll always remember the shower gun.

Merry Christmas, some of you. Fuck the rest.


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[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 21:15:48 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 21:11:17 ago (+2/-0)

I fail to see the issue here

[ - ] virge [op] 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 21:15:37 ago (+2/-1)

I can't remember which ones need to be cleaned.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 22:27:29 ago (+1/-0)

They all do.

[ - ] virge [op] 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 22:29:08 ago (+1/-0)

Sadly, probably.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 23:36:05 ago (+1/-0)

Shouldn't you have cleaned & oiled them before you stashed them?

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 02:45:26 ago (+0/-0)

Oil doesn’t last forever

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 12:16:27 ago (+0/-0)

But love does; maybe you should coat your weapons in love?

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 12:54:14 ago (+0/-0)

I love to coat them in oil after I spend time with them. I don’t leave an excessive amount just sitting around either, I can’t with a child in the house.

People sound like they watched too much Burn Notice and think they need to have a gun in arms reach no matter where they are in the house. If you live in an area that’s full of trash why not move away?

[ - ] con77 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 22:12:43 ago (+1/-0)

I misplaced a sig once for months

[ - ] virge [op] 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 22:20:18 ago (+1/-0)

Until I can get my hands on a dozen FCG's for the 320's, I intentionally misplace most of mine..

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 21:23:14 ago (+1/-0)

What about your underwear gun?

[ - ] virge [op] 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 21:26:50 ago (+2/-1)

Gun lube and thongs don't mix.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 22:57:00 ago (+1/-0)

Okay, use anal lube instead, then.

...like you don't already.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 20:58:50 ago (+1/-0)

Don’t be retarded. I know where every gun is and in what condition, loaded/unloaded.

[ - ] virge [op] 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 21:00:41 ago (+1/-0)

I lost track after 50 hiding spots.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 21:02:15 ago (+1/-0)

I’m not impressed.

[ - ] virge [op] 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 21:04:30 ago (+3/-0)

Well, you're too poor to have this problem, so that doesn't surprise me.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 23:11:10 ago (+0/-0)

Dipshit, I own four full size gun safes, all full. I know where my shit is. And, I can buy and sell your sorry ass all day long.

[ - ] virge [op] 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 00:47:57 ago (+2/-0)

Still sound poor.

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 14:43:36 ago (+0/-0)

So I'm not the only one who ever found guns I had forgotten I own in one of my gun safes?