Please help! I can't brainwash my own child. - Upgoat

Please help! I can't brainwash my own child.
submitted by deleted to MeanwhileOnReddit 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 11:46:02 ago (+51/-1) (MeanwhileOnReddit)

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[ - ] uvulectomy 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 13:19:00 ago (+5/-0)

A gay/trans/nonbinary/whatever child is like a vegan cat. We all know who's really making those decisions.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 12:38:23 ago (+4/-0)

Based baby.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 19:06:40 ago (+1/-0)

The poor kid is just like "Wow why is my mom so retarded?"

[ - ] lurker 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 16:50:54 ago (+1/-0)

reddit has a psychological child abuse group? That makes it easy to identify cull the weeds.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 13:30:20 ago (+1/-0)

All the males in her life are abject failures. Euthanize the whole lot

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 22:29:58 ago (+0/-0)

Despite all the preps I've been doing I'm concerned there won't be enough rope to finish all the work that needs to be done....

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 14:39:23 ago (+0/-0)

The rack. I heard the rack is more effective than a bust in the chops with a club.

[ - ] allahead 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 12:51:56 ago (+0/-0)

Kill the whole nest with fire.