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The new Gaytrix movie is a gay feminist propaganda movie.

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 01:04:38 ago (+45/-1)     (whatever)

A blue-haired chink dyke is the new Morpheus.

Elderly Nigga Pinkett Smith is in charge of the human settlement in the "real world", and is soooo much better than the previous (male) rulers, because they teamed up with their robo-enemies and have strawberries. Yes, strawberries.

Trinity is trapped in the new matrix, forced to play the role of a mother (to mud babies), despite her not knowing if she's a mother because she wants to be one, or because she's expected to be one (almost verbatim one of her lines).

In the end, Trinity is "the one" and Neo isn't, and she takes control of the matrix to rebuild it and "fill the sky with rainbows".

EDIT: fuck me I almost forgot... at the very end, when Trinity flies away, they play what at first sounds like the same Rage Against The Machine song they played at the end/roll credits from the first Matrix, but nope! It's a cover, with a fucking woman singing. Completely ruins the song, but it is the ultimate, subversive, feminist cherry on top of this absolute shit show of a movie.

This movie sucked. I knew it would suck, but I wanted to see how badly. It sucked ass. Pick any aspect a movie could/should have, and it sucked. Everything about this movie sucked, except maybe the visual effects quality.

-The acting sucked.
-The story sucked.
-The editing sucked.
-The costumes sucked.
-The set design sucked.
-The actors sucked.
-The direction sucked.
-The cinematography SUCKED (tv show level garbage).
-The slow-motion sucked.
-The unending fan-service (literally the entire movie was fan-service) sucked.
-The cameos sucked.
-The action sucked.
-The chatacters sucked.
-The makeup sucked.

Everything about this movie, except oooo look at the pretty computer effects, which frankly were nothing groundbreaking in today's age, SUCKED.

And it was boring. SO BORING.

What sucked most though, is they essentially rewrote, and reshot the original movie to make it feminist propaganda. And ya know what? I'm not surprised in the slightest. Maybe that's the worst part of all this... that I expected it to be a horrible, cringy, fagged-up, agenda-driven remake of the original, and it was exactly that.

It's almost as if a mentally ill jew tranny made this movie just to rake in some shekels. Oh wait...

Honk.


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[ - ] Ozark 13 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 01:45:10 ago (+13/-0)

Watch Dark City.

[ - ] Splooge 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 10:19:00 ago (+4/-0)

Fun fact: as soon as Dark City wrapped, the production team for The Matrix stole a bunch of their sets to use in their own rip-off.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 01:52:31 ago (+3/-0)

I own the director's cut on bluray, it's great.

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 02:15:03 ago (+2/-0)

Kiefer Sutherland's acting is irritating as fuck in that.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 02:16:55 ago (+2/-0)

"They don't like the water, you could say they have an aversion to moisture."

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 02:19:07 ago (+2/-0)

It was the obnoxious loud breathing during every god damn sentence. Fuck I hate him.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 08:57:05 ago (+2/-0)

Is it similar to the guy in Terminator 3 who breathes before, during, and after each delivered line as well as heavy breathing even when not talking? He is the Breathinator B-1000:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9W4cFOD04k

This "acting" style irritates me to no end as well.

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 09:19:47 ago (+2/-0)

Close, but even more obnoxious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgYAjhtr1Rw

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 10:17:17 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I can see how that would get irksome quick, but the B-1000 has a whiny, woe-was-me breathing style, which I find even worse.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 09:45:55 ago (+0/-0)

see now you just put christian bale's batman in my head...

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 02:52:32 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I get that.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 12:46:12 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah loved it.

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 8 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 02:33:44 ago (+8/-0)

Tranny degenerates make the most annoying spokesmen ever for the female species. They know nothing about being a woman, and think femininity revolves around how much makeup can be caked on. Trannies are female LARPers, and this film reeks of desperation to claim the acceptance of women. Look at it from that perspective, and it can almost be seen as a comedy.

[ - ] DireDork 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 11:51:00 ago (+1/-0)

I'm surprised women aren't calling them out for "gender appropriation"

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 8 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 01:06:59 ago (+9/-1)

I think you have described all current and new movies. Gay, tranny, halfbreed, mixed race, degenerate shit. This is why I watch John Wayne movies. There’s nothing else left.

[ - ] Prairie 6 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 05:32:42 ago (+6/-0)

Only the first movie was decent.

[ - ] Zinnsee 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 07:34:53 ago (+2/-0)

first one was great, then it went downhill more with every one that followed

[ - ] DireDork 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 11:52:32 ago (+1/-0)

That's because Warner Bro's stole the original script from someone. Then they tried to make their own and it was trash.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 07:42:57 ago (+5/-0)

There must have been a half hour or more worth of flashbacks to the old movie. It was hilariously bad. wasn't even worth pirating.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 06:39:19 ago (+5/-0)

It's almost as if a mentally ill jew tranny made this movie just to rake in some shekels.

Lol nice review sir I was on the fence on whether or not I was going to watch it. You just saved me one frustrating evening. Thank you.

[ - ] boekanier 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 03:29:45 ago (+4/-0)

All movies are propaganda shit.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 12:21:04 ago (+2/-0)

That's something most people can't grasp. It's always been about propaganda. Sure, it's great to make money — but only so the "creators" can make more distractive, destructive, propaganda.

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 01:08:40 ago (+3/-0)

Honk Honk

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 05:25:28 ago (+2/-0)

You’ll never get your time back for confirming what we all already knew. I’ll share the review because I liked the review, but I wish your efforts were focused on good media instead. That being said, I hope you pirates the shitshow like I’m assuming you did.

All but one of my friends have been having a blast making fun of the shit trilogy, we only enjoyed the first movie. This new one is obvious it’s going to suck dick. One friend remarked that the directors only swapped genders because they were tired of being ridiculed. Makes enough sense for me!

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 04:36:33 ago (+2/-0)

And it's a giant flop so all their propaganda will go unconsumed yet again. Meanwhile Spiderman is cleaning up and seems to have zero jewey bullshit.

I'm not going to pay to see either. It is nice to know which is actually making money though.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 16:19:01 ago (+0/-0)

Spider man? Really? Doesn’t it have a mongrel as Mary Jane?

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 17:04:27 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah I forgot about her when I wrote that. Either way it is significantly less. It's all still hollywood bullshit but people are actively shunning the most actively woke media. Pretty repeatedly here recently. Its a difference of degree to be sure but even the normals reject the most egregious.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 09:38:32 ago (+1/-0)

The dudes that made it turned into dudes with tits, then claimed the original premise was 'about coming out as trans'

what the fuck did you expect?

[ - ] MichaelStewart 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 02:24:02 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] John_B_14 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 26, 2021 01:08:26 ago (+0/-0)

A few years ago, I stopped watching all TV sports, TV shows, and movies.

I recommend everyone do the same.

It's all time-wasting cultural marxist garbage anyway.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 12:45:46 ago (+0/-0)

Im watching it right now on bitchute. From the comments I know its gonna be a swell hate-watch.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 12:25:57 ago (+0/-0)

I very much appreciate your synopsis.

It is absolutely no surprise. Basically how the fuck do you fuck up the Matrix? Hold my gfilte fish.

The only surprise I have is that this is the first time I am hearing about this garbage.

People are so numb to the effect that they scarcely notice it.

[ - ] Flabbygasted 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 10:07:52 ago (+0/-0)

Did you catch what trinity's husbands name was? Chad....hahah. That movie was terrible. I paid attention to about ten minutes of it...couldn't finish. A movie I didnt pay for I might add.

[ - ] Silverfuck 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 09:51:07 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you for saving me some shekels. <<<They>>> ruin everything.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 06:00:03 ago (+0/-0)

Did they go ahead and put commercials in it? Is it like ONE long "social" lecture about LOVING evil, punctuated by ads?

[ - ] Equalizer 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 05:25:59 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks for the breakdown. No one should be giving jew-wood any money.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 11:36:09 ago (+1/-0)

I didn't pay a penny for this crap.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 11:43:30 ago (+1/-0)

I see your jew technicality.

I didn't pay a penny

You paid full price
You paid in shekels
You paid someone to buy you a ticket
You jewed someone into paying for you

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 12:51:49 ago (+0/-0)

Its already a torrent if you pirate. Its on bitchute too.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 16:05:29 ago (+0/-0)

I was just screwing with him. We're also supposed to be hyperaware of the jew.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 02:27:13 ago (+0/-0)

isn't the whole matrix a bow to zionism?

it's all shit. I hope keanu isn't a shill. he seems like an amazing dude.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 02:15:32 ago (+0/-0)

The new Gaytrix movie? The last two were as well, even the first one was subversion about zion and niggerdom.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 09:43:08 ago (+1/-0)

the first one was the last completely original blockbuster film i can remember seeing, its been pretty much all downhill from there, reboots of reboots, recolor reboots with more diversity.

had to laugh, saw something on fuckbook where people are reeeeing because the new ghostbusters box set does not have that piece of shit melissa mccarthy abortion from 2016, 'bitches thats what happens when you dont go and support the shit that was made specifically to pander for your unemployable welfare socialist BBQ+ ass' - if you were actually a profitable market, the fucking thing would be in there to get you to buy it... just like every other fucking box set on the shelf.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 10:38:49 ago (+1/-0)

the first one was the last completely original blockbuster

Original?

Go watch Dark City. The Matrix was pure jewish plagiarism and subversion, even down to the bullet time, almost identical scenes at the same times and the (((wachowski))) trannys even reused the sets left over at Fox Studios Sydney after it completed the year before.

melissa mccarthy abortion

Everything she does is an abotion, along with that miss piggy Amy Schumer

[ - ] deleted -1 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 11:40:49 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 14:39:16 ago (+1/-1)

She isn't named Morpheus, but she plays the roll that Morpheus played in the original movie. They remade the original Matrix, and replaced Lawrence Fishburne with a blue-haired chink dyke, with an english accent, who never once enunciated her lines well enough to understand.

Why are you such a faggot retard? Is it because you're a jewish pedophile, or is it more than that?