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My daughter is on her way. Blessed be the Heavenly Father

submitted by sguevar to whatever 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 16:57:16 ago (+62/-3)     (whatever)

Edit 2: Daughter was born last night at 8:25 pm ET. Measured 50 cms and weighted 3 kgr.
Thank you all for the good wishes.

Edit: Clarification due to a confusion. She will be born between today and tomorrow. 4cms.


Psalm 1
King James Version
1 Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.

2 But his delight is in the law of the Lord; and in his law doth he meditate day and night.

3 And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his fruit in his season; his leaf also shall not wither; and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper.

4 The ungodly are not so: but are like the chaff which the wind driveth away.

5 Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.

6 For the Lord knoweth the way of the righteous: but the way of the ungodly shall perish.


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[ - ] deleted 6 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 18:09:35 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 19:37:00 ago (+5/-0)

Yeah that, you should definitely have eyes on her at all times when at the hospital. Don't let anyone take her off for "measurements" or anything.
Congrats man! We are proud of you.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 17:46:29 ago (+5/-0)

Congratulations

[ - ] sguevar [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 17:50:03 ago (+1/-0)

Ty ty

[ - ] Sleazy 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 18:08:47 ago (+4/-0)

Sing to her!!

[ - ] sguevar [op] 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 18:23:55 ago (+2/-0)

Will do

[ - ] Sleazy 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 18:38:43 ago (+5/-0)

I know you will, and she will love it, Someday soon that baby is going to be singing along with you! That's going to be so awesome!!

Remember, the best thing you can do for your children is love their mother!

[ - ] sguevar [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 23:22:45 ago (+1/-0)

Hahaha well I did my friend. I Sang to her and she kept opening her eyes on me. Not for long but kept going while I Sang.

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2021 00:25:53 ago (+2/-0)

When my kids were little I sang to them I would use their namen instead of the lyrics and sing the meoldoies just using there names and saying nice things whatever fits, but i made my own words to the songs.

[ - ] CoinQuest 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2021 09:05:38 ago (+2/-0)*

We need an update on the dilation.
Stick two fingers in there, you will feel the head of the baby pushing against the cervix. Spread your fingers apart and guestimate the size of the opening. 10 centimeters is what we are looking for.

[ - ] sguevar [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2021 11:12:57 ago (+0/-0)

She was born last night.

[ - ] CoinQuest 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2021 11:35:15 ago (+1/-0)

Congratulations King! The birth of a baby is such a mesmerizing moment.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 20:12:09 ago (+3/-0)

Right on man. Little girls need their fathers as much if not more than boys.

[ - ] sguevar [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 23:21:08 ago (+1/-0)

And she will have me for all time. Will care for both my girls - wife and daughter- you can be sure of that.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 19:09:19 ago (+3/-0)

It’s a wonderful thing, I can’t imagine not having my boy! Congrats and have fun!

[ - ] sguevar [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 23:42:26 ago (+0/-0)

Sure was an amazing experience being there with her.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2021 01:19:59 ago (+1/-0)

I don’t know what guys cry about when people talk about looking at the baby crowning. I watched everything and I was fine.

I hope you three get everything you need easily. If I may make a suggestion; use curbside service for groceries, makes shit so much easier.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 18:12:27 ago (+3/-0)

Congrats man! Keep her away from the electric jew.

[ - ] sguevar [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 18:23:33 ago (+1/-0)

Amen

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 18:35:15 ago (+2/-2)

In 12 years @big_fat_dangus will be posting videos of her falling down a flight of stairs under /thotpatrolled. There are men that hate women and girls and love it when they suffer Exhibit A^

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 21:53:44 ago (+0/-0)

Could you just not be a cunt for a day

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 22:30:00 ago (+0/-0)

That depends on whether guys like you and dangus summon the cunt. Its really your choice. Im kinda occupied with dangus right now but I think I can fit you in to my cunt schedule. If Im needed.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2021 04:20:08 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine the hubris involved in making such a comment as above ^.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 17:05:59 ago (+4/-1)

If your daughter has died, Im am truly sorry for your loss.

[ - ] sguevar [op] 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 17:09:41 ago (+4/-0)

No man, she is on her way to be born. This is a happy post.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 17:22:48 ago (+4/-0)

Oh haha! Congratulations. It just seemed ambiguous. I thought you were trying to be flowery about somebody dying. Be extra nice to your wife for a while.

[ - ] sguevar [op] 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 17:25:31 ago (+2/-0)

Sure will and sorry for the confusion

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 17:11:07 ago (+2/-0)

I'll congratulate 'em on her arrival and wish her a happy birthday.

That way only one of us is wrong.

[ - ] sguevar [op] 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 17:13:14 ago (+2/-0)

Hahaha

[ - ] SulemanSeinfeld 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 17:17:03 ago (+2/-0)

Congrats buddy. I don't know your dad situation but having a daughter changed me in far more ways than my son (born first).

[ - ] sguevar [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 17:18:36 ago (+1/-0)

First born. Thanks, I sure think it will.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 18:10:54 ago (+3/-1)

lmao are you actually retarded?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 18:29:58 ago (+3/-2)

An inarticulate psycho who likes to watch videos of women getting hurt. There’s nothing cerebral about you except your pathology. The shocker is that you can spell retarded.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 18:39:03 ago (+2/-1)

You have two options.
1. You are so stupid you seriously thought the post was about a child dying.
2. You are so pathetic you deliberately pretended to misunderstand it for attention.

Take your pick.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 18:54:55 ago (+3/-0)

So you are enough of a psycho to shit up this guys announcement thread with your trolls.

Classy

Why dont you hurl turds at me on literally any other post than the one where this guy is celebrating his baby girl? Oh I know, because you hate little girls. You are a big fat tumor and I have a bolus of vincristine with your name on it.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 18:59:20 ago (+1/-0)

Take your pick of the two. Let's see which type of disgusting you are.

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 19:32:02 ago (+2/-0)

Fearfully and Wonderfully made.
Psalm 139:14

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 19:05:08 ago (+2/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] sguevar [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 23:24:26 ago (+1/-0)

Amen

[ - ] cyclops1771 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2021 09:39:55 ago (+1/-0)

Your wife and daughter are in my prayers for a safe and healthy delivery.

Blessed are you, goat!

[ - ] sguevar [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2021 11:12:33 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you man.

[ - ] cyclops1771 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 00:10:10 ago (+0/-0)

What's the word, goat? Healthy safe momma and daughter?

[ - ] sguevar [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 28, 2021 13:08:10 ago (+0/-0)

Hey man, yeah all good thanks to God. Both are healthy and baby is eating alot. Tired but happy. Still waiting for january to hear back from the bank for the purchase of the lot and biilding the house.

[ - ] PygmyGoat 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 08:24:33 ago (+0/-0)

Heavenly Father

Along with the KJV (JS edition) smacks of Mormonism. Are you?

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 22:52:41 ago (+1/-0)

Congrats. Wait 'til she's 13 months and into everything. Best thing ever!

[ - ] sguevar [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 23:17:47 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks a lot. I will make the most of EVERY day I spend with her and her mother.

[ - ] Speakfreely 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 22:03:50 ago (+1/-0)

God bless and congratulations!

[ - ] sguevar [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 23:18:01 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you.

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 21:13:12 ago (+1/-0)

I hope 4cms is the dilation, and not the baby's length.

I am praying for your baby girl.

[ - ] sguevar [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 23:18:39 ago (+0/-0)

Yes dilation. Baby was 50cms and weighted 3kgrs

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 20:55:14 ago (+1/-0)

1) congratulations!

2) dude, I was just having a shower thought that specifically involved wondering if you were around. Hop on Element when you have a chance? @goatbagger:matrix.org

You may need to make a new account if you were relying on GoatPen. Seren hasn't been keeping it up lately. Or just come to movie goats sometime.

[ - ] sguevar [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 23:20:05 ago (+0/-0)

Hey. Thanks for the invite. I had to do a hard reinstallation of the os so lost everything from my previous one. Will give it a go after.

I am sure Seren is busy. Take care.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 19:18:49 ago (+1/-0)

Congrats again, brother, and I agree with Sleazy(crazy_eyes) sing to your family. What a great Christmas present. God bless to you and your family, sguevar.

[ - ] sguevar [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 23:26:38 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you. Will dedinitely sing for them. Did in fact at the hospital

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2021 03:37:21 ago (+0/-0)

Cheers!

[ - ] Achtung 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2021 01:49:33 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2021 01:26:04 ago (+0/-0)

Man, to be a kid with a birthday on Christmas. That's messed up.

[ - ] sguevar [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2021 07:51:10 ago (+0/-0)

Hahaha

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 21:15:11 ago (+0/-0)

What about jokes?

[ - ] jewsbadnews -3 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 19:30:28 ago (+0/-3)

Daughter? I feel so bad for you.