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When you don't set your phone to self destruct

submitted by big_fat_dangus to Memes 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 18:36:06 ago (+45/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] FinsterBaby 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 18:39:38 ago (+0/-0)

Guilty

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 19:01:35 ago (+4/-0)

Gigabits... smh

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 20:10:33 ago (+1/-0)

Because it's a unit of measure to describe the number of bits transmitted "over the wire" or that the order of magnitude isn't high enough?

[ - ] quidgybo 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 22:42:54 ago (+2/-0)

gigabit = speed

gigabyte = size

when somebody asks you "wow you made it how far did you travel?" and you answer "45 miles per hour"

your giving them the wrong information, they want to know the distance you traveled not the speed at which you traveled

understand the error fascinus??

so in the context of the meme it should be 1 gigabyte of memes

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 23:15:31 ago (+0/-0)

Appreciate you taking the time to explain and I think maybe my question wasn't clear enough to convey that I understood that "somethingbits" is not a valid measurement of data at rest, rather than data in motion.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 23:57:21 ago (+0/-0)

Gigabit can also be used as a volume of data transfered.

But yes, the difference is wire vs disk.

[ - ] Feelslikeclownworld 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 19:10:57 ago (+0/-0)

Just 2? Slacking.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 20:42:17 ago (+1/-0)

phonefag

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 19:11:00 ago (+1/-0)

Based on her expression I'd say she's 'not a keeper'.

These are the kinds of tests you want to run if you are planning on getting married.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 20:16:27 ago (+0/-0)

Be me, name your redpill folder "Porn NSFL".
Go out on a first date, tell her no sex until marriage, she can only see you while dating, and you consider watching porn to be cheating.
Leave your phone unlocked when you're around her.
Wait for her to inevitably come screeching at you about your "porn" folder.
Tell her to open it.
Her face when she opens it. Her face when she realizes she has been had. Her face when you knew she would snoop. Pic related.


Be me, be single.

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 19:46:22 ago (+0/-0)

I can relate

[ - ] Rebooted 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 20:12:23 ago (+5/-0)

gigabits? are you an isp executive?

[ - ] oursenilepresident 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 04:32:12 ago (+1/-1)

Cellphone plan PDF bill details, inflate by using "gigabits" in Australia, Canada, etc.

The meme maker no doubt got thousands of people calling him out on gigabytes (storage), vs gigabits (data transfer).

In 30 hours I UPLOADED countless ANTI-SEMETIC MEMES!

ANTI-SEMETIC MEMES galore! all downvote brigaded!
================

https://www.talk.lol/profile?user=oursenilepresident&view=submissions

wow!

Countless Jew enraging funny memes!

https://www.talk.lol/profile?user=oursenilepresident&view=submissions

About 37 antisemetic memes or so! IN 2 DAYS!
============

But now the attack on my ccp to -1 means no more jew memes ever again.

Mumbleberry and his alts stripped away all 100 of my CCP in two days to run another Jew namer off.

He never even posts ANY upvoted content here in over 4 weeks :

https://www.talk.lol/profile?user=Mumbleberry&view=submissions

See?

But he downvoted EVERY antisemitic meme of mine multiple times, and downvoted all my CCP comments multiple times.

NO ANTISEMITIC MEMES ALLOWED ON VOAT.XZY any more!?
===============

So. Sad. Voat used to be #1, far ahead of its 7 competitor sites.

If you want more antisemetic memes from me, like the 37 I posted in the last 2 days, you better move quick to get my ccp above -1.

the jews here stripped away all my ccp in just one day of brigading against my comments

upvote or lose out on antisemetic memes

[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 24, 2021 05:22:57 ago (+0/-0)

Firstly, waaaay too focused on upvote/downvoat BS, which 'automagically' gives stalkers too much sway. If that is your concern, try poal...where down votes are a big naughty no-no. Secondly, if you want to keep the leftist-libtards and trolls at bay, think proofreading. When these dirtbags cannot find any other avenue of attack, one misspelled word will do.

[ - ] ForgottenMemes 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 23:51:05 ago (+0/-0)

So 250 megabytes...pfft rookie numbers.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 00:01:26 ago (+1/-0)

Or is it 238MB?

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 00:30:51 ago (+0/-0)

OR she "finds" (decides) you are a BORING NERD. Does it MATTER what she finds? Or just the FACT that she VIOLATED your PRIVACY that COUNTS as DAMAGING? Future GOSSIP (from her).

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 01:38:26 ago (+0/-0)

If a bitch is going through your phone, she needs slapped up, you cuck.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 01:45:55 ago (+0/-0)

Just slapped yours and she says all she found is cuck porn. Better luck next time twink.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 02:26:39 ago (+0/-0)

Son, Iā€™m old enough to be your daddy. You take think and ram it up your vagina.šŸ˜œ

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 02:38:31 ago (+0/-0)

Why do boomers have such an affinity for the disgusting and the perverse? Is it the 50 years of goyfeed, or the 50 years of semetic programming? Only their headstones will tell.

[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 08:45:42 ago (+0/-0)

Just 2? Filthy casual.