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NSFW Proving my point the other day that heteros are as sexually adventurous as gays [girlfriend ends up in A&E with 10-cm crystal embellished sex toy stuck internally after virtual romp with her long- distance boyfriend]

submitted by paul_neri to whatever 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 18:27:06 ago (+4/-2)     (www.dailymail.co.uk)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10336439/Mortified-girlfriend-ends-E-sex-toy-stuck-backside.html

I'm not gay but I get tired of heteros jumping on their high moral horses and condemning gays for their sexual peccadillos when they engage in exactly the same type of sexual practices i.e. they are hypocrites.


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[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 18:38:02 ago (+5/-0)

“I’m not gay…”

Could have fooled me.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -2 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 19:03:38 ago (+1/-3)

you're easily fooled.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 19:45:27 ago (+1/-0)

Gotta be honest. I admire your dedication.

[ - ] WeAreFucked 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 18:47:11 ago (+1/-0)

this is actually VERY interesting to me.


TBH, she was lead lead into pron, a cam whore

then knew more



[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 06:25:09 ago (+0/-0)

Nahhh man, you just don't know what goes on.

At a place I worked at years ago, quite a few gay guys working there..one went on a 4 day trip to Berlin and returned claiming to have fucked 43 men. But caveated this by saying he never did more than 12 in a single night.

This raised some conversation, and as there was no homophobia in the air, the gays were very open and honest. This was run of the mill. This was standard.

While 'pulling' on a night out will involve fucking 1 person if you're hetro, it usually takes means fucking 4-6 guys when gay.

It's because men are just on it. Imagine a world where every sexual advance you made to a woman would likely result in a yes...

See a girl at the station, train won't be here for another 20mins..."hey darling wink wink fancy sucking my cock in the toilet and getting a swift fingering while we wait for the train"

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 22:30:34 ago (+0/-0)

You sound pretty gay

And no sodomite is heterosexual

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 00:13:37 ago (+1/-1)

sorry to disappoint you.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 19:42:29 ago (+2/-2)

The only legitimate reason for sex is procreation.

Everything else is deviant (but not necessarily degenerate). Sticking anything up your ass as a sex act is definitely degenerate, however. That is why ALL acts of faggotry are degenerate.

End of story.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 20:12:41 ago (+1/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 22:33:11 ago (+0/-0)

Sex in a marriage for pair bonding is great and encouraged because it ensures the couple stays together to raise their beautiful babies. So it’s still really about their procreation indirectly.

Anything in butt is sodomy, not sex or healthy

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 21:56:51 ago (+0/-0)

"My deviancy is OK, because reasons...."

Knock yourselves out.

"...once you start sticking shit up your ass you're being pretty degenerate."

I thought I conveyed that message quite clearly.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 20:24:22 ago (+1/-0)

OP wants his mouth fucked by a dolphin

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 00:17:27 ago (+1/-1)

does not.You're being crude and I've reported you to Cynabuns.