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What are you doing for Christmas?

submitted by ghostofvoatspast to AskUpgoat 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 15:33:54 ago (+6/-1)     (AskUpgoat)



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[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 20:03:43 ago (+1/-0)

House arrest. 3 days to go. On that Macaulay Culkin shit

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 22:35:54 ago (+2/-0)

Dropping children’s presents down the chimneys

[ - ] Hoaxcroaker 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 22:06:46 ago (+2/-0)

Going to my wife’s parents, with our daughter, her younger brother and his fiancé will be there as well.

[ - ] ghostofvoatspast [op] 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 13:00:11 ago (+0/-0)

Is his fiance hot?

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 19:40:46 ago (+1/-0)

I gather the fam at the Chinese restaurant and explain to them how the goyim murdered Jesus. Shaloms💎✡️

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 10:51:55 ago (+0/-0)

No movie theaters? Maybe its just a modwest jewy thing to do.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 17:59:50 ago (+2/-0)

Going to an island for a few days to eat, drink, and watch the tide come and go.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 17:59:43 ago (+1/-0)

I wasn't invited to Christmas because I don't have the shot. I will be home with my wife and child. We will be enjoyion ourselves and cooking a 14.5lb standing rib roast. We are going to have leftovers...

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 17:46:16 ago (+1/-0)

Going to be 80+°F
Animal parts all low and slow

[ - ] EinsatzKommando 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 17:14:32 ago (+3/-0)

Enjoying some really old scotch with close family

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 2 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 16:55:22 ago (+2/-0)

With my close family. The typical stuff.

[ - ] FinsterBaby 3 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 16:18:09 ago (+3/-0)

Seeing all of my family like we did last Christmas and every Christmas our entire lives, because we are not faggots.

[ - ] 2017Fallout 0 points 3.4 yearsDec 25, 2021 07:50:51 ago (+0/-0)

This

[ - ] albatrosv15 5 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 16:01:33 ago (+6/-1)

My side of family one day, my wives family the other day. I will be talking about Jesus on both occasions. Specifically about this - https://files.catbox.moe/ooaz3k.jpg
Data mining operation successful.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 16:26:57 ago (+4/-0)

Perfect, but there should be a caption with something like: "I would do something, but glowniggers are everywhere."

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 22:36:37 ago (+1/-0)

Ugh sicko polygamist