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Had a good laugh at the grocery store

submitted by OriginalGoat to whatever 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 01:31:25 ago (+69/-0)     (whatever)

Forgot to pull meat from the freezer last night so today I was at the grocery store. I needed something for dinner and so I grabbed a pork butte thinking it was on sale but then realized it wasn't when I looked at the sticker. I was already down the line a little bit so I just placed it in the meat cooler closest to me...

"Sir, you can't put that there."

"I just did."

"Sir, that's the halal section and that's pork."

I looked at the massive pork shoulder sitting on top of the pile of halal chicken breast and realized what I did. I burst out laughing and walked away. I'm probably going to do that every time I go to a grocery store now. Even my wife thought it was funny and she gets uncomfortable when I say nigger in public.


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[ - ] con77 30 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 02:02:53 ago (+30/-0)

Winn Dixie in Tampa had a sign above a checkout saying no pork or alcohol. There was a bitch wearing a hijab operating the register.

I got in line with beer. A manager ran over to ring me up. He tried to give me a lecture about multiculturism.

I told him "when people come here they adapt to us. Not the other way around!".

The next time I was in the store the sign was gone.

[ - ] derpfroot 24 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 02:08:21 ago (+24/-0)

I wouldn't even think of moving to another county and making them conform to me. You have to be such a rude camel fucker to even think to do that.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 11 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 03:05:00 ago (+11/-0)

Think about how cucked you'd have to be to let them get away with it!

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 12:28:02 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] NosebergShekelman 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 19:27:32 ago (+0/-0)

shhhhhh

[ - ] patchCodeUnsuccessful 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 21:46:19 ago (+0/-0)

You won't find the circle u so often in food that's not stocked in walmart. Especially if you go to the correct ethnic shops, butchers, bakers. Keeping an eye out for stupid symbols is about the easiest way to not assist with buying their sacrificial offerings.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 11:21:59 ago (+2/-1)

You sound white

[ - ] MrPancake 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 17:53:35 ago (+0/-0)

Agreed.

[ - ] jewsbadnews 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 03:19:15 ago (+2/-0)

Holy shit what a faggot. Say, have you seen the nigger Israelite guys there? I went to Tampa a few months ago and i saw them. haha

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 10:19:02 ago (+1/-0)

no thank god

[ - ] jewsbadnews 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 12:11:06 ago (+2/-0)

They were at cigar city near that comedy building. Some boomer got in an argument with them, funny shit.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 14:53:58 ago (+0/-0)

I wish I had seen that. Nothing more pathetic/funny than a nigger pretending to know something.

[ - ] PawpawMan 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 11:50:00 ago (+0/-0)

Woah I havent seen a winn Dixie in 20+ years, thought they were gone.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 12:55:57 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PawpawMan 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2021 11:31:15 ago (+0/-0)

I have seen those, though the closest one is about an hour from me. They seem to be on one side of the state but not the other.

[ - ] Her0n 10 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 05:05:41 ago (+10/-0)

I always chuckle when people say I can’t do something I just did. “Do you not have eyes? It just happened in front of you!”

They say “can’t” but they mean “please don’t” and lack any spine to back up their ‘can’t’.

I bet we could turn that into some kind of teenager “prank”, putting pork in halal and kosher areas…

[ - ] Shitheel 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 09:51:21 ago (+1/-0)

Already was a thing.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 10:10:08 ago (+3/-0)

True, but we could help ramp up the numbers.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 11:23:56 ago (+0/-0)

“Do you not have eyes?”

Hahahahaha exactly

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 7 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 02:38:16 ago (+7/-0)

All muslims that come to america should all be force fed baconators then immediately deported

[ - ] UncleDoug 13 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 02:58:44 ago (+13/-0)

China force feeds Muslims in prison pork products.

[ - ] deleted 8 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 03:08:10 ago (+8/-0)

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[ - ] Nosferatjew 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 04:54:26 ago (+5/-0)

Deported to the bottom of the Atlantic ocean.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 05:03:56 ago (+3/-0)

The ocean faces enough human trash already!

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 08:37:02 ago (+3/-0)

Now boarding non-stop flight to Atlantis.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 05:26:27 ago (+2/-0)

Deported into a sharks mouth, deported into the sun, deported straight to hell I dont care just deported.

[ - ] bobdole9 6 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 01:52:36 ago (+6/-0)

Now add some bacon to the kosher section next time.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 11:20:31 ago (+2/-0)

Every time I see a halal item at a store or on a menu, I make disgusted face and say “eww yuck” out loud to make sure everyone heard me.
If someone asks why is halal gross, I tell them the actual practice is unhygienic and inhumane. So if anyone cares about hygiene and treating animals with care, they should loudly reject halal.
Look it up!

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 06:08:34 ago (+2/-0)

try the kosher section

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 12:58:27 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Battlefat 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 12:23:47 ago (+0/-0)

Not only is it not kosher, it is haram…strong work

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 11:42:26 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 22, 2021 11:36:10 ago (+0/-0)

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