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There once was a girl who worked hard in school,
Because in her future she saw government tool.

She went to a good uni when she got older,
Hoping each day for that 'tap on the shoulder'

But the tap never came, even after the Dean came in her hair
She thought she was good and just life isn't fair

As social justice warriors gave solace to her
She began to wince at every racial slur

Then one day she saw an ad,
For a contract job that looked pretty rad,

Already too fat for tasks exciting or fun
She could get paid to type and sit on her bum

Paid per post, with commission on replies
A perfect job for a fatty thunder thighs

But then one day, on mark 2 voat,
The silly slag got caught by a goat

Bread was his handle and toast was his alt,
A chap so handsome he could play the witchers geralt

She tried to push propaganda onto goats on the sly,
But got caught cos the content was written by a spy

She was asked, how did you came across this link,
And her silence caused goats to think

Outed now and in trouble with boss
Oops it looks like it's another tax payer loss

For time is money and time was spent
By this glowie with a political bent

But now it's for all wasted, all for nothing,
Because we know shes loves hand rubbing